• Mar-a-Lago face

    From JAB@21:1/5 to All on Wed Aug 27 11:32:48 2025
    Why does the Maga elite love conspicuous cosmetic surgery?

    A group of chimpanzees in Zambia have been very busy putting grass in
    their ears and sticks up their bum for fashion purposes. Scientists
    studying the behaviour think that one influential chimp started the
    trend and, instead of the rest of the gang going, "mate, you look like
    an idiot", they all just followed suit.

    Clearly we haven't evolved from apes that much because a similar
    phenomenon is at play with the billionaire and Make America Great
    Again (Maga) set, who are spending enormous sums of money acquiring
    identical plastic faces. The trend is so widespread that it's even got
    a name: Mar-a-Lago face. Among women the look is characterised by huge
    lips that look as if they could suck up a small child whole, frozen
    facial expressions, and cheeks so bulbous you could hide a gerbil
    underneath them. Men also have the slick frozen faces, but instead of
    bigger lips they're pairing them with bigger jaws. In recent years,
    surgeons have reported a large increase of male clients demanding
    stronger jawlines.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/aug/27/why-does-the-maga-elite-love-conspicuous-cosmetic-surgery

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  • From Retrograde@21:1/5 to JAB on Wed Aug 27 20:01:45 2025
    On Wed, 27 Aug 2025 11:32:48 -0500
    JAB <[email protected]d> wrote:

    Why does the Maga elite love conspicuous cosmetic surgery?

    I call bullshit. Americans - left and right - like cosmetic surgery.
    It's apolitical, it's just plastic bitches.

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