Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

Promising grieving Texans he would do everything in his power to make
things right in the wake of last week's deadly floods, Sen. Ted Cruz
assured his constituents Wednesday that he was working tirelessly to
get the rest of his Greek vacation refunded.

https://theonion.com/ted-cruz-assures-texans-he-working-tirelessly-to-get-vacation-refunded/

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