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  • Contraception Begins at Erection Act

    From JAB@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 24 09:52:36 2025
    Mississippi lawmaker introduces 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'

    The bill, which is unlikely to pass, would make it unlawful for "a
    person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize
    an embryo."

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/mississippi-lawmaker-introduces-contraception-begins-erection-act-rcna188938

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  • From Retrograde@21:1/5 to JAB on Sat Jan 25 02:55:48 2025
    On 2025-01-24, JAB <[email protected]d> wrote:
    Mississippi lawmaker introduces 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'

    The bill, which is unlikely to pass, would make it unlawful for "a
    person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize
    an embryo."

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/mississippi-lawmaker-introduces-contraception-begins-erection-act-rcna188938

    Rock on Missisippi! Only America could make itself great by outlawing
    jerking off.

    Someone should shoot a load in that loser's eye.

    This has got to be satire. But if not, rock on Mississippi, rock on.

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  • From JAB@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 24 21:29:41 2025
    On 25 Jan 2025 02:55:48 GMT, Retrograde <[email protected]d>
    wrote:

    This has got to be satire

    Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a
    bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or
    engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize
    an embryo."

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  • From Retrograde@21:1/5 to JAB on Fri Jan 24 21:57:47 2025
    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 21:29:41 -0600
    JAB <[email protected]d> wrote:

    On 25 Jan 2025 02:55:48 GMT, Retrograde <[email protected]d>
    wrote:

    This has got to be satire

    Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a
    bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or
    engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize
    an embryo."

    Guarantee you that guy is home jerkin the gherkin like it's nobody's
    business. Every lawmaker intent on stopping something is usually also
    doin' it himself, historically.

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  • From D@21:1/5 to Retrograde on Sat Jan 25 11:47:52 2025
    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025, Retrograde wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 21:29:41 -0600
    JAB <[email protected]d> wrote:

    On 25 Jan 2025 02:55:48 GMT, Retrograde <[email protected]d>
    wrote:

    This has got to be satire

    Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a
    bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or
    engaging in other sexual acts when they have no "intent to fertilize
    an embryo."

    Guarantee you that guy is home jerkin the gherkin like it's nobody's business. Every lawmaker intent on stopping something is usually also
    doin' it himself, historically.


    Could the law be avoided with circle jerking?

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  • From JAB@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sat Jan 25 06:42:25 2025
    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 21:57:47 -0700, Retrograde
    <[email protected]d> wrote:

    Guarantee you that guy

    He, a democrat, is in a Republican controlled state

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  • From JAB@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jan 25 12:58:49 2025
    On 25 Jan 2025 02:55:48 GMT, Retrograde <[email protected]d>
    wrote:

    This has got to be satire.

    "There have been a lot of these satirical bills in the past; nobody
    expects them to pass but they're supposed to provoke a conversation
    about the man's role in pregnancy. In 2017, for example, a Houston
    Democrat filed a bill that would have fined men $100 for masturbating.
    In 2021, a Pennsylvania Democrat introduced "legislation that will
    require all inseminators to undergo vasectomies within six weeks from
    having their third child or 40th birthday, whichever comes first".
    While these stunts are funny, I don't know how effective they are. Anti-abortion extremists are zealots who aren't exactly swayed by
    satire."

    https://www.theguardian.com

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  • From Retrograde@21:1/5 to JAB on Sun Jan 26 04:02:20 2025
    On 2025-01-25, JAB <[email protected]d> wrote:
    "There have been a lot of these satirical bills in the past; nobody
    expects them to pass but they're supposed to provoke a conversation
    about the man's role in pregnancy. In 2017, for example, a Houston
    Democrat filed a bill that would have fined men $100 for masturbating.
    In 2021, a Pennsylvania Democrat introduced "legislation that will
    require all inseminators to undergo vasectomies within six weeks from
    having their third child or 40th birthday, whichever comes first".
    While these stunts are funny, I don't know how effective they are. Anti-abortion extremists are zealots who aren't exactly swayed by
    satire."

    So it's all just political theater, the performative equivalent of
    jerking off in public? (annoys everyone, accomplishes nothing,
    generally not advised, idiots do it anyway).

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  • From Retrograde@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sun Jan 26 04:03:32 2025
    On 2025-01-25, D <[email protected]> wrote:

    Could the law be avoided with circle jerking?

    Ah there is always a way.

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  • From D@21:1/5 to Retrograde on Sun Jan 26 11:15:46 2025
    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025, Retrograde wrote:

    On 2025-01-25, D <[email protected]> wrote:

    Could the law be avoided with circle jerking?

    Ah there is always a way.


    Exactly!

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