• shotgun wedding

    From JAB@21:1/5 to All on Thu Oct 5 11:54:16 2023
    Officiant fires gun to welcome bride, shoots grandson
    Washington Post
    2023/10/04
    Michael Gardner, a Republican elected official in Texas, is charged
    with felony child abuse after accidentally shooting his grandson...

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  • From Retrograde@21:1/5 to JAB on Thu Oct 5 17:45:15 2023
    On 2023-10-05, JAB <[email protected]d> wrote:
    Officiant fires gun to welcome bride, shoots grandson
    Washington Post
    2023/10/04
    Michael Gardner, a Republican elected official in Texas, is charged
    with felony child abuse after accidentally shooting his grandson...

    This folks, is the worst grampaw ever. It might be one of the worst
    weddings of the year, too.

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  • From Michael Trew@21:1/5 to Retrograde on Fri Oct 6 17:56:20 2023
    On 10/5/2023 1:45 PM, Retrograde wrote:
    On 2023-10-05, JAB<[email protected]d> wrote:
    Officiant fires gun to welcome bride, shoots grandson
    Washington Post
    2023/10/04
    Michael Gardner, a Republican elected official in Texas, is charged
    with felony child abuse after accidentally shooting his grandson...

    This folks, is the worst grampaw ever. It might be one of the worst
    weddings of the year, too.

    A friend of mine has a picture of his grandfather's shot-gun wedding. A
    real shot-gun wedding, with a gun to the back of the groom, next to the presumably expecting bride.

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