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  • tip of the day

    From JAB@21:1/5 to All on Wed Sep 27 17:59:55 2023
    If you don't know where your kids are in the house, turn off the
    internet and watch them magically appear.

    If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to
    assert dominance.

    If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark
    will drop by 50%.

    Don't give up your dreams, keep on sleeping.

    Put a teabag in your whiskey, so you can day drink without being
    judged.

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  • From Jukka Lahtinen@21:1/5 to JAB on Sun Oct 1 20:33:53 2023
    JAB <[email protected]d> writes:

    If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark
    will drop by 50%.

    Unless the shark is hungry enough to eat both of you.

    Put a teabag in your whiskey, so you can day drink without being
    judged.

    Preferably an empty teabag, I suppose.

    --
    Jukka Lahtinen

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