If you don't know where your kids are in the house, turn off the
internet and watch them magically appear.

If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to
assert dominance.

If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark
will drop by 50%.

Don't give up your dreams, keep on sleeping.

Put a teabag in your whiskey, so you can day drink without being
judged.

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JAB <[email protected]d> writes:

If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark
will drop by 50%.

Unless the shark is hungry enough to eat both of you.

Put a teabag in your whiskey, so you can day drink without being
judged.

Preferably an empty teabag, I suppose.

--
Jukka Lahtinen

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