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    From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Fri Aug 5 20:57:59 2016
    Papas gonna buy you a mockingbird.
    If that mockingbird dont sing papas gonna buy you a diamond ring.
    If that diamond ring dont shine Papas gonna buy you a bottle of wine.
    If that bottle of wine dont float papas gonna buy you a motorboat.
    If that motorboat dont run papas gonna buy you a bb gun.
    If that bb gun dont shoot papas gonna buy you a bathing suit.
    If that bathing suit dont fit papas gonna say by gosh i quit.

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Fri Feb 23 03:52:59 2018
    That's the version I remember except the last part was substituted with "Dad Gum I quit!". 😁

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  • From [email protected]@21:1/5 to All on Mon May 4 18:22:08 2020
    If that billy goat runs away
    Mamas gonna buy you a wooden sleigh

    If that wooden sleigh turns over
    Mamas gonna buy you a dog named rover

    ...don't bark
    ...horse and cart
    ...fall down

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