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    From Hactar@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Sun May 15 20:43:39 2016
    XPost: alt.fan.cecil-adams

    In article <[email protected]>,
    Beaver Fever <[email protected]> wrote:
    On Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 2:18:22 PM UTC-7, PAVELB1 wrote:
    If you feel the need to be rude to your waiter....let me ask you this.

    Would you go up to a complete stranger, insult him, and expect him to
    bring you food unmolested?

    and THEN give him access to your bank account? (credit card)

    It amazes me the number of people I've seen who enjoy Phlegm Du Jour.
    And who then voluntarily send some shoes to complete strangers in
    England. People are so giving.

    Don't forget it's relativly easy to find where you live from a credit
    card also.

    The average person consumes 53 pubic hairs a year when eating.

    That depends entirely on how the meals are prepared.

    --
    Mini geyser lamp: http://imgur.com/c6bHOCc Where can I buy one?
    Given the correlation between insufficient nookie and the high rate of unemployment among recent college graduates coupled with high college
    debts, I propose to kill two birds* with one stone: A new government

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  • From John Mc.@21:1/5 to Hactar on Sat May 21 19:53:40 2016
    XPost: alt.fan.cecil-adams

    On 5/15/2016 8:43 PM, Hactar wrote:
    In article <[email protected]>,
    Beaver Fever <[email protected]> wrote:
    On Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 2:18:22 PM UTC-7, PAVELB1 wrote:
    If you feel the need to be rude to your waiter....let me ask you this.

    Would you go up to a complete stranger, insult him, and expect him to
    bring you food unmolested?

    and THEN give him access to your bank account? (credit card)

    It amazes me the number of people I've seen who enjoy Phlegm Du Jour.
    And who then voluntarily send some shoes to complete strangers in
    England. People are so giving.

    Don't forget it's relativly easy to find where you live from a credit
    card also.

    The average person consumes 53 pubic hairs a year when eating.

    That depends entirely on how the meals are prepared.


    Also WHERE you're having lunch if you know what I mean.

    John Mc.

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  • From Sanford M. Manley@21:1/5 to John Mc. on Sat May 21 23:10:16 2016
    XPost: alt.fan.cecil-adams

    On 5/21/2016 7:53 PM, John Mc. wrote:
    Also WHERE you're having lunch if you know what I mean.

    Nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more!

    --
    Sanford

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  • From Kerr Mudd-John@21:1/5 to All on Mon May 23 17:09:40 2016
    XPost: alt.fan.cecil-adams

    On Sun, 22 May 2016 04:10:16 +0100, Sanford M. Manley <[email protected]> wrote:

    On 5/21/2016 7:53 PM, John Mc. wrote:
    Also WHERE you're having lunch if you know what I mean.

    Nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more!

    Waiter, there's a hair in my yoghurt.

    --
    Bah, and indeed, Humbug

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