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Package: fortunes-off
Version: 1:1.99.1-1
Severity: wishlist
The following function is in spca50x.c, a USB camera Linux driver
source code, which I found very funny and others would probably too:
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/*
* Function compares two strings.
* Return offset in pussy where prick ends if "prick" may penetrate
* int "pussy" like prick into pussy, -1 otherwise.
*/
static inline int match(const char* prick, const char* pussy, int len2)
{
int len1 = strlen(prick); //length of male string
int i; //just an index variable
const char* tmp; //temporary pointer for my own pleasure
// We skip all spaces and tabs
for (i = 0; i < len2 && (pussy[i] == ' ' || pussy[i] == '\t'); i++)
{
}
tmp = pussy + i; // pointer to pussy with skipped shit (spaces and tabs)
len2 = strlen(tmp); //calculate length again
if (len1 > len2)
return -1; //Fuck off, no fucking
if (!strncmp(prick, tmp, len1))
return i + len1;
return -1;
}
====
-- System Information:
Debian Release: 3.1
APT prefers unstable
APT policy: (500, 'unstable')
Architecture: i386 (i686)
Kernel: Linux 2.6.8.1
Locale: LANG=ru_RU.KOI8-R, LC_CTYPE=ru_RU.KOI8-R
Versions of packages fortunes-off depends on:
ii fortune-mod 1:1.99.1-1 provides fortune cookies on demand ii fortunes 1:1.99.1-1 Data files containing fortune cook
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