Did you read the URLs at the end?
Oh. My. God.
#7 an #4 made me laugh so hard it hurt!
-<$#Stormin' Norman#$>-
In the alt.humor.best-of-usenet Newsgroup, "John W. Krahn" <[email protected]> wrote:
From: Guy Macon <"http://www.guymacon.com/"@-.->
Newsgroups: misc.business.product-dev,comp.programming
Subject: The best programming language is...
There has been a lot of talk letely about which programming
language is best. The following should clear up any confusion.
The best programming language is, of course, the BEST
programming language.
BEST is a programming language that I developed to answer the
frequently asked question "Which programming language is best?"
once and for all.
BEST is a Befunge-93[2] pseudocompiler written in Malborge[3][6]
with library calls to routines written in Microsoft[4] Visual >BogusFORTH+++[7] (!Kung edition)[9] that invoke various trinary
functions written in[5] Reverse Polish Whitespace (for clarity).[1]
I hope this helps...
References:
[1] http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/
[2] http://catseye.tc/projects/befunge93/doc/befunge93.html
[7] http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/
[3] http://www.lscheffer.com/malbolge.shtml
[4] http://www.cantrip.org/nobugs.html
[5] If I gave you the URL for [5] I would have to kill you.
[w] HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/QUESTION/INDEX.HTM
[6] ftp://ftp.freebsd.org/pub/FreeBSD/ports/distfiles/malbolge.tar.gz
[9] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/!Kung_language
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