• GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio

    From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to All on Wed Aug 20 12:35:37 2025
    XPost: comp.os.linux.hardawe

    The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released. Gray Hughes,
    of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ

    The problem is that the audio is shit. Even though he claims to have "enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.

    There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my God!" before she is brutally killed. Afterward there follows a "thud" where
    her body falls to the floor.

    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.

    I have already done so. Now let's see YOU do it.

    If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win
    a BIG PRIZE. But you won't.

    C'mon, deadbeats. Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do something.


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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Farley Flud on Wed Aug 20 12:40:36 2025
    Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released. Gray Hughes,
    of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ

    The problem is that the audio is shit. Even though he claims to have "enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.

    There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my God!" before she is brutally killed. Afterward there follows a "thud" where
    her body falls to the floor.

    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.

    I have already done so. Now let's see YOU do it.

    If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win
    a BIG PRIZE. But you won't.

    C'mon, deadbeats. Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do something.

    No thanks. Not a big fan of snuff media.

    What is "hardawe"?

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Farley Flud on Thu Aug 21 11:48:34 2025
    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:


    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.


    Well, well, well, well. No one has yet responded to my stimulating challenge.

    That's about par for this dump. All of these GNU/Linux "advocates" can't
    do a fucking thing with GNU/Linux.

    They all probably could not find a "button" or icon in their GNOME/KDE
    that said: "Enhance Audio."

    The motto of these COLA deadbeats is: "No Buttee, No Doee."

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!


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  • From vallor@21:1/5 to All on Thu Aug 21 17:44:50 2025
    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 11:48:34 +0000, Farley Flud <[email protected]>
    wrote in <185dc5cd39595560$26472$1507389$[email protected]>:

    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:


    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.


    Well, well, well, well. No one has yet responded to my stimulating challenge.

    There was a challenge?

    I thought you were looking for someone to do your homework.


    That's about par for this dump.

    If you leave, it won't be as much of a "dump", as you say.

    All of these GNU/Linux "advocates" can't do a fucking
    thing with GNU/Linux.

    Saying it doesn't make it so.

    BTW, there's a name for people who say untruths with great
    abandon. I'll think of it in a minute.

    They all probably could not find a "button" or icon in their GNOME/KDE
    that said: "Enhance Audio."

    I found it:

    https://ibb.co/9HKJgVdH

    The motto of these COLA deadbeats is: "No Buttee, No Doee."

    IDK what that means, but it's probably part of untruths you've
    added to your dossier.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

    Glad you're laughing.

    Analysis:

    https://ibb.co/KgY15sc

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to vallor on Thu Aug 21 20:54:41 2025
    On 21 Aug 2025 17:44:50 GMT, vallor wrote:


    There was a challenge?

    I thought you were looking for someone to do your homework.


    Translation:

    I took one look at the challenge and I said: "Shit! There's
    no fucking way I can do that. I am a digital idiot."

    But I needed to save face and so I turned the whole thing
    around into a failed homework problem.

    On this dump, who would ever notice?

    End of translation.

    Well, I certainly notice and this digital phony will
    never live it down.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!



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  • From vallor@21:1/5 to Farley Flud on Fri Aug 22 21:23:39 2025
    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud <[email protected]> wrote in <pan$436ac$77260076$7389865e$[email protected]>:

    The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released. Gray Hughes,
    of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ

    The problem is that the audio is shit. Even though he claims to have "enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.

    There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my
    God!"
    before she is brutally killed. Afterward there follows a "thud" where
    her body falls to the floor.

    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.

    I have already done so. Now let's see YOU do it.

    If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win a BIG
    PRIZE. But you won't.

    C'mon, deadbeats. Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do
    something.

    If you're trying to promote your new newsgroup, why did
    you set FU2 to cola?

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  • From =?UTF-8?Q?St=C3=A9phane?= CARPENTIE@21:1/5 to All on Sat Aug 23 09:50:44 2025
    Le 21-08-2025, Farley Flud <[email protected]> a écrit :

    They all probably could not find a "button" or icon in their GNOME/KDE

    Don't be too harsh on Gnome: without them you couldn't come here. They
    provide you pan, you should thank them for that.

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Farley Flud on Sat Aug 23 13:31:27 2025
    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:


    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.


    Ha, ha, ha! None of the dumb-fucks on this dump got it. How pathetic!

    Let now the GNU/Linux guru (that's me) show how it's done.

    I have posted a short WAV format audio file here:

    https://ufile.io/37lvzuca

    This is a clip from the actual surveillance video of the murder
    scene. The camera that recorded the surveillance is located
    approx. 50 feet away from the house in which the murders occurred.
    Although the camera cannot see into the house, it can record the
    arrival and departure of the killer's vehicle and can also capture
    audio from the local area.

    The time of this audio clip is during the end of the killer's
    stay at the house. The killer entered at 4:10 am and departed
    at 4:18 am. the time of this audio clip is about 4:16 am.

    There is no doubt that the clip contains a distressed female voice
    exclaiming: "Oh my God!" But what follows immediately after is
    debatable.

    Some claim that afterwards there is a scream: "Help us!"

    I don't agree.

    The low tone of voice of the OMG does not match the following high pitched noise -- and that's all it is: noise. It is not a human voice.

    So what do you think?

    Play the clip on your cheap distro box and report what you hear.

    Note that the available audio on YouTube was given in AAC format,
    which is a compressed format. To process, I had to convert to WAV
    and I kept it in WAV to avoid further compression losses.

    You can also say: "Thank you for you fantastic work."


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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Farley Flud on Sun Aug 24 09:05:35 2025
    Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:


    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.


    Ha, ha, ha! None of the dumb-fucks on this dump got it. How pathetic!

    凸( •̀_•́ )凸

    Does Farley pass this test?:

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  • From vallor@21:1/5 to All on Mon Aug 25 03:48:03 2025
    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 09:05:35 -0400, Chris Ahlstrom <[email protected]> wrote in <108f2mv$2q3je$[email protected]>:

    Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:


    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.


    Ha, ha, ha! None of the dumb-fucks on this dump got it. How pathetic!

    凸( •̀_•́ )凸

    Does Farley pass this test?:

    I'm stealin' that!

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