Twelve Dudes and a Hype Tunnel: Scenes from the ‘Super Bowl for Excel Nerds’
At the Microsoft Excel World Championship in Las Vegas, there was
stardust in the air as 12 finance guys vied to be crowned the world’s
best spreadsheeter.
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Highlights From the Microsoft Excel World Championship
The event’s organizer hopes to turn competitive Excel into a popular
e-sport where pros compete for million-dollar prizes and big-league
glory. That’s still a ways off.
♫ It’s the Excel World Championship. ♫ ♫ Who is going to win? ♫ “The
Annihilator. The Child from Chile.” ♫ Who’s going in the spreadsheet
bin? ♫ “You are not prepared.” “None of us are.” “Three, two, one, Excel!” “This is a tough case.” “It is.” “Oh, look at that. And he’s
made the numbers out of it on off to the side.” “10 seconds.” “Come on.”
“Anything. Is anything going to happen?” “Michael Jarman—” “Look at that!” “Takes the win. All those years of training have come to this
moment in 2024.” “The world championship.”
Reporting by Yan Zhuang
Photographs by Mikayla Whitmore
Videos by Shawn Paik
Yan Zhuang, an Excel novice, reported from an e-sports arena in a Las
Vegas hotel.
Jan. 20, 2025
Like soccer players taking the field in a giant stadium, the 12
finalists ran through a glowing “hype tunnel,” some wearing jerseys with sponsorship logos. As an announcer bellowed introductions and cameras
captured their every move, they approached a neon-lit stage to raucous
cheers.
Then the men sat down at desktop computers, opened their Microsoft Excel spreadsheets and began to type.
Excel, a program that does complex math on a human’s behalf, is often associated, rightly, with corporate drudgery. But last month, in a Las
Vegas e-sports arena that typically hosts Fortnite and League of Legends tournaments, finance professionals fluent in spreadsheets were treated
like minor celebrities as they gathered to solve devilishly complex
Excel puzzles in front of an audience of about 400 people, and more
watching an ESPN3 livestream.
Organizers call the event the Microsoft Excel World Championship. “Yes,
it is a thing,” the official website says.
Excel contestants reading instructions at the HyperX Arena in Las Vegas.
At stake was a $5,000 prize, a wrestling-style championship belt and the
title of world’s best spreadsheeter. But the organizer, Andrew Grigolyunovich, is dreaming bigger. He hopes to turn competitive Excel
into a popular e-sport where pros compete for million-dollar prizes and big-league glory.
“Excel was always thought of as a back-office product,” said Mr. Grigolyunovich, a Sudoku champion from Latvia. But in Vegas, “these
people who are working, I don’t want to say boring jobs — but, you know, regular jobs — they could become stars.”
If that seems too ambitious, we’d like to introduce you to Erik Oehm, a software developer from San Francisco, who watched the action from the
front row.
“This is the Super Bowl for Excel nerds,” Mr. Oehm said. “If Excel is
the center of your universe, this is like hanging out with LeBron James
and Kobe Bryant.”
Michael Jarman overtook the frontrunners as the competition progressed.
The “LeBron James of Excel,” as he was introduced in Vegas, was Diarmuid Early, 39, an Irish financial consultant who lives in New York, who
entered the arena in jeans, sandals and a jersey patterned to resemble abdominal muscles. The Kobe Bryant was Andrew Ngai, 37, a soft-spoken
actuary from Australia known as the Annihilator, who began the world championship as its reigning three-time champion.
“We’re friends — for now,” Mr. Early joked as they posed for a photo. But his anxiety was palpable.
“I probably take it too seriously,” he said. “I’m very invested in it.”
The format for the finals was a mock-up of World of Warcraft, an online role-playing game. It required the 12 men (this particular nerdfest was
mostly a guy thing) to design Excel formulas for tracking 20 avatars and
their vital signs. If that sounds unfathomably complicated, it was: The
players were handed a seven-page instruction booklet.
To prepare, Mr. Early adjusted the width of his Excel columns with the precision of a point guard lining up a 3-point shot. Mr. Ngai queued up
a YouTube compilation of “focus music.”
After an announcer kicked off the 40-minute event — “Five, four, three, two, one, and Excel!” — the 12 players leaned over their keyboards and began plugging in formulas. One example: “=CountChar(Lower(D5),”W”)” allowed one competitor, Michael Jarman, to figure out how many times the
letter “W” appeared in a spreadsheet.
The aim was to score as many points as possible while staying ahead of
rolling eliminations. As cascading answers filled Excel columns, Mr.
Ngai took a significant lead, to audible gasps. Then he got stuck on a
problem, as did Mr. Early. Mr. Jarman pulled ahead as the two
front-runners frantically tried to troubleshoot.
“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh,” Mr. Oehm chanted.
Mr. Ngai queued up a YouTube compilation of “focus music” to help him concentrate on Excel formulas.
The players received a seven-page instruction booklet explaining the
rules for the finals.
‘Well, this is ridiculous.’
The first electronic spreadsheet was VisiCalc, an “electronic
blackboard” that automated pen-and-paper calculations. Microsoft
introduced Excel in 1985. The company says its suite of office software,
which includes Excel, has more than 400 million users. (Google has said
that more than three billion people use its free suite of products,
including Gmail and a spreadsheet program called Sheets.)
Part of the appeal, and the intimidation factor, of spreadsheets is
their undefined scope. Excel can be a dating organizer or a tool for
collating a country’s coronavirus caseload, for example.
Speaking in almost philosophical terms, Bob Frankston, a founder of
VisiCalc, said that people who treat Excel merely as a finance tool
ignore its vast potential. “They don’t realize it’s a mirror” of their minds, he said. “The financial planning tool they’re seeing is in their head.”
But for millions of people, it’s still just a tool for accomplishing the tasks their corporate overseers assign to them. It may say something
about our times that the instruments of our servitude are also the basis
of our games.
The first Excel competition, ModelOff, started in 2012. But ModelOff,
which featured financial problems that took hours to solve, was not
designed with thrills in mind.
When ModelOff was discontinued after seven years, Mr. Grigolyunovich, a
former competitor, created the Financial Modeling World Cup, the
organization that runs the Excel championship and other events. The championship — which has several corporate sponsors, including Microsoft
— was held in person for the first time last year. He said its shortened rounds, eliminations, commentators and pregame “hype tunnel” were
designed to raise tension and lure spectators.
“I remember thinking ‘Well, this is ridiculous, why do we have this?’” Mr. Jarman, 30, a British financial consultant who lives in Toronto,
said of the tunnel. “But it’s all in good fun. And if the other e-sports
do it, we should too.”
Mr. Grigolyunovich said his vision for future tournaments includes more spectators, bigger sponsors and a million-dollar prize for the winner.
For now, many fans find out about the Excel championship through ESPN’s annual obscure sports showcase, where it is sandwiched between
competitions like speed chess and the World Dog Surfing Championships.
Reluctant rivals
The competitors in Vegas said winning requires not just Excel-know how,
but also problem-solving acumen, composure under pressure and intuition
— or luck. Add the frisson of a live audience, they say, and the
competition starts to resemble a sport in its unpredictability, if not physicality.
They seemed less interested in Mr. Grigolyunovich’s visions of fame and fortune, and more focused on adjusting to the transformation of their
staid, niche hobby into a televised spectacle. Mostly they had come to
geek out with fellow Excel buffs. Between rounds, they attended
spreadsheeting workshops and added each other on LinkedIn.
More rivalries could help to build some excitement, several contestants
said — but they were too polite, and on too friendly terms with one
another, to initiate any.
The Excel championship featured a live audience of about 400 people.
Other fans watched an ESPN3 livestream.
“Basically everything that they do to make it more fun for viewers makes
it more traumatic for competitors,” Mr. Early said.
There was a bit of celebrity stardust in the air, though, as Mr. Early
and Mr. Ngai, the LeBron and Kobe of Excel, fielded a stream of selfie requests.
“This guy is amazing,” one quarterfinalist, Joy Hezekiah Andriamalala, a finance student from Madagascar, said to a reporter after snapping a
photo with Mr. Ngai. “Do you know him? Personally?”
Mr. Ngai, who appeared resigned to the possibility of losing his
championship streak, admitted that being a minor celebrity for a few
days was “pretty cool.” He said he had started to treat competitive
Excel more like a sport than a hobby, setting aside more time to practice.
Onstage, the front-runners tried to prevent Mr. Jarman from running away
with the championship belt. Mr. Early won a semifinal round by turning
screens of mazes made of colored cells and emojis into numbers. In the
finals, Mr. Ngai tried a Hail Mary: filling his remaining cells with
random numbers.
As the clock ticked down to zero, Mr. Jarman turned to stare at the leaderboard.
“Ten seconds, is anything going to happen?” a commentator, Oz du Soleil, shouted. Nothing did.
Mr. Jarman leaped out of his seat and threw his hands in the air, his
face gleaming with sweat. The audience erupted. “Look at that! Look at that!” Mr. du Soleil yelled.
Mr. Jarman held the championship belt aloft as someone dumped glitter on
his head. Mr. Oehm let out a breath he had been holding.
“You’d never see this with Google Sheets,” he said. “You’d never get this level of passion.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/us/microsoft-excel-world-championships.html
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