• M$ Excel Supreme Stupidity

    From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 17 15:08:17 2025
    Wanna good laugh?

    Fire up Microcrap Excel. Open a blank workbook and format
    a cell as "Date." (Accept the default display format.)

    Now in that same cell enter "60."

    What do you see? Answer: “February 29, 1900” (or whatever
    display format you have chosen).

    The problem is that Feb 29, 1900 does not exist!

    The year 1900 is not a leap year!

    I'm seeing this right in front of me right now and I am using
    the very latest version of Microcrap Excel.

    OMFG! What junk!

    I thank John Walker for this:

    https://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/calendar/



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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Farley Flud on Fri Jan 17 11:39:28 2025
    Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Wanna good laugh?

    Fire up Microcrap Excel. Open a blank workbook and format
    a cell as "Date." (Accept the default display format.)

    Now in that same cell enter "60."

    What do you see? Answer: “February 29, 1900” (or whatever
    display format you have chosen).

    The problem is that Feb 29, 1900 does not exist!

    The year 1900 is not a leap year!

    I'm seeing this right in front of me right now and I am using
    the very latest version of Microcrap Excel.

    OMFG! What junk!

    I thank John Walker for this:

    https://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/calendar/

    In LibreOffice, it's just "60". When you apply the "Date" format, the
    result is 2/28/00; or choose the full date format to see the 1900.

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Chris Ahlstrom on Fri Jan 17 17:20:25 2025
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 11:39:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:


    In LibreOffice, it's just "60". When you apply the "Date" format, the
    result is 2/28/00; or choose the full date format to see the 1900.


    That's correct for LibreOffice because the LO epoch, or Day 0, is
    December 30, 1899. (Don't ask why.)

    But for Microslop Excel, the correct date should be March 1, 1900
    because the Excel epoch, or Day 1, is January 1, 1900.

    Another superiority of LO Calc is that it handles dates before the
    epoch (negative times) all the way back to the year 1582.

    Microslop Excel cannot display dates before its epoch. Total junk!

    But the Excel epoch can be changed to 1904 and then can use negative
    time, but then this will fuck up a lot of other spreadsheets.

    For dates M$ Excel is a total mess.


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  • From -hh@21:1/5 to Chris Ahlstrom on Fri Jan 17 15:55:42 2025
    On 1/17/25 11:39 AM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Wanna good laugh?

    Fire up Microcrap Excel. Open a blank workbook and format
    a cell as "Date." (Accept the default display format.)

    Now in that same cell enter "60."

    What do you see? Answer: “February 29, 1900” (or whatever
    display format you have chosen).

    The problem is that Feb 29, 1900 does not exist!

    The year 1900 is not a leap year!

    I'm seeing this right in front of me right now and I am using
    the very latest version of Microcrap Excel.

    OMFG! What junk!

    I thank John Walker for this:

    https://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/calendar/

    In LibreOffice, it's just "60". When you apply the "Date" format, the
    result is 2/28/00; or choose the full date format to see the 1900.

    Looking into the Excel bug, it actually appears to be more than merely
    that 2/29/1900 doesn't exist:

    Using a value of 1 ... it reports as being 1/1/1900. Good enough, but
    it also reports that that was a Sunday. But calendars report that
    1/1/1900 was actually a Monday

    Values 2 thru 59: same as above: the day of the week is off by one.

    60: the Wednesday, 2/29/1900 error

    61 & higher: Thursday 3/1/1900 .. so the day of week is now correct.


    -hh

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  • From Tyrone@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 17 21:46:39 2025
    On Jan 17, 2025 at 10:08:17 AM EST, "Farley Fucktard" <[email protected]> made a fool of himself. Again.:

    Wanna good laugh?

    Fire up Microcrap Excel. Open a blank workbook and format
    a cell as "Date." (Accept the default display format.)

    Now in that same cell enter "60."

    What do you see? Answer: “February 29, 1900” (or whatever
    display format you have chosen).

    The problem is that Feb 29, 1900 does not exist!

    The year 1900 is not a leap year!

    As usual, Farley Fucktard is behind the times. This is a known issue AND it was designed this way for a reason AND changing it now would break many
    things.

    <https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/office/troubleshoot/excel/wrongly-assumes-1900-is-leap-year>

    Maybe if you read and learn FIRST, you would stop making a fool of yourself.

    But then, if you stopped making such a fucking fool of yourself, we would have no one here to make fun of.

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to -hh on Fri Jan 17 22:05:14 2025
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 15:55:42 -0500, -hh wrote:

    On 1/17/25 11:39 AM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Wanna good laugh?

    Fire up Microcrap Excel. Open a blank workbook and format
    a cell as "Date." (Accept the default display format.)

    Now in that same cell enter "60."

    What do you see? Answer: “February 29, 1900” (or whatever
    display format you have chosen).

    The problem is that Feb 29, 1900 does not exist!

    The year 1900 is not a leap year!

    I'm seeing this right in front of me right now and I am using
    the very latest version of Microcrap Excel.

    OMFG! What junk!

    I thank John Walker for this:

    https://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/calendar/

    In LibreOffice, it's just "60". When you apply the "Date" format, the
    result is 2/28/00; or choose the full date format to see the 1900.

    Looking into the Excel bug, it actually appears to be more than merely
    that 2/29/1900 doesn't exist:

    Using a value of 1 ... it reports as being 1/1/1900. Good enough, but
    it also reports that that was a Sunday. But calendars report that
    1/1/1900 was actually a Monday

    Values 2 thru 59: same as above: the day of the week is off by one.

    60: the Wednesday, 2/29/1900 error

    61 & higher: Thursday 3/1/1900 .. so the day of week is now correct.


    -hh

    If you read the article that I linked then you will discover
    the total bullshit:

    "But this is a Microsoft calendar, remember, so one must first look to make sure it doesn't contain one of those bonehead blunders characteristic of Microsoft. As is usually the case, one doesn't have to look very far.
    If you have a copy of PC Excel, fire it up, format a cell as containing
    a date, and type 60 into it: out pops “February 29, 1900”.

    "By the time the 1900 blunder was discovered, Excel users had created millions of spreadsheets containing incorrect day numbers, so Microsoft decided to leave the error in place rather than force users to convert their spreadsheets,
    and the error remains to this day."

    It's fucking unbelievable! To save millions of dummy spreadsheets
    Microslop decided to fudge the dates for all users. Incredible!

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! If this were FOSS there would be an immediate
    hostile, and fruitful, reaction.



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  • From Lawrence D'Oliveiro@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Fri Jan 17 23:08:53 2025
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 21:46:39 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Maybe if you read and learn FIRST, you would stop making a fool of
    yourself.

    Hard to believe it’s come to the point where the Microsoft marketing
    machine has persuaded people that the ones pointing out the bug are the “fools”, rather than the ones who were stupid enough to make it in the first place.

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Fri Jan 17 22:49:44 2025
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 21:46:39 +0000, Tyrone wrote:


    Maybe if you read and learn FIRST, you would stop making a fool of yourself.


    Maybe if you'd the link that I provided you would have discovered
    the reason before your ridiculous searches.

    But the fact that you continue to defend a company that is engaged
    in such reprehensible cover ups indicates that you are a lackey
    faggot.

    Maybe faggot lackey?

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!





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  • From DFS@21:1/5 to Lawrence D'Oliveiro on Fri Jan 17 18:35:03 2025
    On 1/17/2025 6:08 PM, Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 21:46:39 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Maybe if you read and learn FIRST, you would stop making a fool of
    yourself.

    Hard to believe it’s come to the point where the Microsoft marketing machine has persuaded people that the ones pointing out the bug are the “fools”, rather than the ones who were stupid enough to make it in the first place.


    Hard to believe you're too ignorant to understand why MS made the
    decision to treat 1900 as a leap year.

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  • From Tyrone@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 17 23:37:45 2025
    On Jan 17, 2025 at 6:08:53 PM EST, "Lawrence D'Oliveiro" <[email protected]d> wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 21:46:39 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Maybe if you read and learn FIRST, you would stop making a fool of
    yourself.

    Hard to believe it’s come to the point where the Microsoft marketing machine has persuaded people that the ones pointing out the bug are the “fools”, rather than the ones who were stupid enough to make it in the first place.

    It was designed that way to be compatible with Lotus 1,2,3. Multiplan (and later Excel) HAD to be 100% compatible with that.

    This issue probably goes all the way back to the first spreadsheet, VisiCalc
    in 1979 on the Apple II. Lotus 1,2,3 was the IBM PC version of Visicalc in 1983.

    The only fool here is Farley, thinking he has "discovered" something. As usual, he is a clueless child who has probably never heard of Lotus 1,2,3 or VisiCalc.

    BTW, since LO does not follow this standard (as weird as it is), this is probably yet another reason why businesses don't use it.

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  • From Lawrence D'Oliveiro@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Fri Jan 17 23:52:37 2025
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 23:37:45 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    BTW, since LO does not follow this standard (as weird as it is), this is probably yet another reason why businesses don't use it.

    Imagine that: businesses avoiding using a product because it doesn’t lie
    to them. And here I thought the successful businesses were the ones who
    were most adept at recognizing reality and dealing with it?

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Sat Jan 18 00:05:12 2025
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 23:37:45 +0000, Tyrone wrote:


    [snip outrageous shill]


    Holey moley! This motherfucking asshole has got to be
    on the payroll of some Microslop affiliate.

    Read John Walker's link to discover the REAL cause for
    failure.

    John Walker, by the way, was the founder and CEO of AutoDesk,
    which is the global standard for CAD software.

    What has Tyrone accomplished? Maybe bending over to suck
    his own cock? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

    Nope. There is no defense. Microslop Excel is FUBAR.
    It's only because none of its idiot adherents, like Tyrone,
    have a use for dates before 1901.

    But any competent software makes no assumptions about user
    preference. The only concern is to do it properly whatever
    the scenario.

    Microslop fails in this regard and there is no way to conceal
    the fact. No fucking way.

    Now cue the shills for more futile apologies.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

    I hope Tyrone will post an image of himself sucking his own
    cock. That's quite an accomplishment.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!



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  • From DFS@21:1/5 to Lameass Larry Piet on Fri Jan 17 18:31:40 2025
    On 1/17/2025 10:08 AM, Lameass Larry Piet wrote:

    The year 1900 is not a leap year!

    I'm seeing this right in front of me right now and I am using
    the very latest version of Microcrap Excel.


    Ignorant GuhNoo twat.

    As Tyrone pointed out, it was done intentionally (for compatibility with
    Lotus 1-2-3).

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  • From Tyrone@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jan 18 01:00:11 2025
    On Jan 17, 2025 at 6:52:37 PM EST, "Lawrence D'Oliveiro" <[email protected]d> wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 23:37:45 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    BTW, since LO does not follow this standard (as weird as it is), this is
    probably yet another reason why businesses don't use it.

    Imagine that: businesses avoiding using a product because it doesn’t lie
    to them. And here I thought the successful businesses were the ones who
    were most adept at recognizing reality and dealing with it?

    Imagine that: Businesses use a product that gives them the results they are looking for, without changing their existing code.

    Like it or not, that's how businesses work. No one is interested in a
    "better" product - even when it is "free" - if they have to waste time
    changing code that has been working for decades.

    Successful businesses realize what is best for the business TODAY. Very few businesses need to worry about dates 125 years ago. And if they do, they would have coded around this issue 40 years ago in Lotus 1-2-3. Which still works TODAY in Excel.

    Going forward - which is what everyone does - the dates are correct. And that is all that matters.

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  • From -hh@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Fri Jan 17 21:57:41 2025
    On 1/17/25 6:37 PM, Tyrone wrote:
    On Jan 17, 2025 at 6:08:53 PM EST, "Lawrence D'Oliveiro" <[email protected]d> wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 21:46:39 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Maybe if you read and learn FIRST, you would stop making a fool of
    yourself.

    Hard to believe it’s come to the point where the Microsoft marketing
    machine has persuaded people that the ones pointing out the bug are the
    “fools”, rather than the ones who were stupid enough to make it in the >> first place.

    It was designed that way to be compatible with Lotus 1,2,3. Multiplan (and later Excel) HAD to be 100% compatible with that.

    Huh. That's a TIL for me.


    This issue probably goes all the way back to the first spreadsheet, VisiCalc in 1979 on the Apple II. Lotus 1,2,3 was the IBM PC version of Visicalc in 1983.

    Makes sense, even before contemplating if their original choice was
    motivated because of how limited memory/storage/etc was in that era, or
    just a lack of sophistication on leap year rules ... or both, since it
    was decades prior to Y2K awareness.

    BTW, since LO does not follow this standard (as weird as it is), this is probably yet another reason why businesses don't use it.

    Well, in modern context it isn't all that hard (once one is aware of the limitation/requirement) to write some code that addresses 'special
    rules' of how to address dates earlier than 1 March 1900, including the compatibility layer for using files from other spreadsheet apps.


    -hh

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  • From Lawrence D'Oliveiro@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Sat Jan 18 02:19:12 2025
    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 01:00:11 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Like it or not, that's how businesses work.

    The only businesses that “work” are the ones that stay in business.

    Either the quality of the employee’s work is important to their employer’s success, or it is not. If it is, then anything that helps the quality of
    that work is a boon.

    If it is not, then they are deadweight and might as well be jettisoned.

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  • From Tyrone@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jan 18 04:34:43 2025
    On Jan 17, 2025 at 9:57:41 PM EST, "-hh" <[email protected]> wrote:

    On 1/17/25 6:37 PM, Tyrone wrote:
    On Jan 17, 2025 at 6:08:53 PM EST, "Lawrence D'Oliveiro" <[email protected]d> >> wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 21:46:39 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Maybe if you read and learn FIRST, you would stop making a fool of
    yourself.

    Hard to believe it’s come to the point where the Microsoft marketing
    machine has persuaded people that the ones pointing out the bug are the
    “fools”, rather than the ones who were stupid enough to make it in the >>> first place.

    It was designed that way to be compatible with Lotus 1,2,3. Multiplan (and >> later Excel) HAD to be 100% compatible with that.

    Huh. That's a TIL for me.

    Yep. It was for Farley Fucktard too. You can tell by the way he is now
    freaking out, posting pics from his personal gay porn collection in a childish attempt to insult me for showing how clueless he is. Again.

    This issue probably goes all the way back to the first spreadsheet, VisiCalc >> in 1979 on the Apple II. Lotus 1,2,3 was the IBM PC version of Visicalc in >> 1983.

    Makes sense, even before contemplating if their original choice was
    motivated because of how limited memory/storage/etc was in that era, or
    just a lack of sophistication on leap year rules ... or both, since it
    was decades prior to Y2K awareness.

    VisiCalc required only 32K in the Apple II. 32K. Which meant that the DOS, Visicalc and your spreadsheet had to fit in 32K.

    Even in 1979, correctly handling dates in 1900 was not a priority. No one is going to go over and above to handle all scenarios with 32K to work with.

    BTW, since LO does not follow this standard (as weird as it is), this is
    probably yet another reason why businesses don't use it.

    Well, in modern context it isn't all that hard (once one is aware of the limitation/requirement) to write some code that addresses 'special
    rules' of how to address dates earlier than 1 March 1900, including the compatibility layer for using files from other spreadsheet apps.

    True. But since most businesses - then and now - are not concerned with doing math on dates in 1900, there is no need to worry about that. And if a business IS concerned with 1900 dates, they have already worked around this issue decades ago in VisiCalc and/or Lotus 1-2-3.

    That work around still works today in Excel. And as time goes by, this issue becomes less and less relevant to anyone.

    Except probably to Farley Fucktard. In 6 months he will post this big "discovery" again. Because he is that stupid. And childish.

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  • From Lawrence D'Oliveiro@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Sat Jan 18 06:50:53 2025
    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 04:34:43 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Even in 1979, correctly handling dates in 1900 was not a priority.

    Then why allow them at all?

    The Macintosh OS calendar only went as far back as 1904. This quite neatly
    -- and elegantly -- solved the problem.

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Sat Jan 18 09:27:01 2025
    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 01:00:11 +0000, Tyrone wrote:


    Going forward - which is what everyone does - the dates are correct. And that is all that matters.


    Speak for yourself, autococksucker.

    A lot of non-assholes, such as historians, economists, astronomers, etc. may want to work with historical dates.

    Spreadsheets are not just for brain-dead business people.





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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jan 18 10:04:27 2025
    Microslop is Selling Cars
    --------------------------------

    Microslop Dealer: Check out our new model.

    Buyer: The paint job is a bit thin.

    Microslop Dealer: Just take it for a test drive.

    Buyer: OK. [Climbs in and starts] Hey! Where's the fucking reverse?

    Microslop Dealer: Reverse? Who needs reverse? We always move
    forward.

    Buyer: [Climbs out] Fuck this pile of shit! [Exits]

    Microslop Dealer: Hmm. Must be an intelligent scientist.


    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!


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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jan 18 09:39:10 2025
    Microslop is selling cars.
    ---------------------------------------

    Microslop Dealer: Check out our new model.

    Buyer: The fucking door won't open.

    Microslop Dealer: We know. You have to enter through the
    passenger door and then crawl over to the driver's seat.

    Buyer: Why don't you just fucking fix it.

    Microslop Dealer: We can't. It would break a lot of other
    things.

    Buyer: How much?

    Microslop Dealer: Oh, it's not really for sale. We expect
    you to rent in perpetuity.


    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!




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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Lawrence D'Oliveiro on Sat Jan 18 10:58:50 2025
    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 06:50:53 -0000 (UTC), Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:

    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 04:34:43 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Even in 1979, correctly handling dates in 1900 was not a priority.

    Then why allow them at all?

    The Macintosh OS calendar only went as far back as 1904. This quite neatly
    -- and elegantly -- solved the problem.

    If nothing else, this case illustrates that with Microsoft, as with all commercial software, talented programmers are not making the design decisions. Rather it is the MBAs who seek to maximize sales that are in charge. The end result, over time, is software that is tailored to the lowest common denominator
    (i.e. junk).





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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Sat Jan 18 18:04:45 2025
    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 01:00:11 +0000, Tyrone wrote:


    Going forward - which is what everyone does - the dates are correct. And that is all that matters.


    That's correct.

    Talented Tyrone can only bend forward to suck his own cock
    and not bend backward to lick his own asshole.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!




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  • From -hh@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Sat Jan 18 13:57:51 2025
    On 1/17/25 11:34 PM, Tyrone wrote:
    On Jan 17, 2025 at 9:57:41 PM EST, "-hh" wrote:

    Makes sense, even before contemplating if their original choice was
    motivated because of how limited memory/storage/etc was in that era, or
    just a lack of sophistication on leap year rules ... or both, since it
    was decades prior to Y2K awareness.

    VisiCalc required only 32K in the Apple II. 32K. Which meant that the DOS, Visicalc and your spreadsheet had to fit in 32K.

    Yup, what I was alluding to. I do recall reading a Apple ][ reference
    book in that era where it had described the boot-up process .. IIRC, it
    was something like that Apple DOS actually consisted of 3 DOS's due to
    hardware limitations. The first one was that the ROMs were so small
    that the floppy drive was only smart enough to read one track on the
    disk, so the first DOS was instructions to read more of the floppy disk.

    The second part did something more (I forget the description), and the
    third part was the actual 'full' DOS for operating the whole system.

    Even in 1979, correctly handling dates in 1900 was not a priority. No one is going to go over and above to handle all scenarios with 32K to work with.

    True, back in that era, the concept of working extensively with dates (especially backdating) was probably well beyond the originally intended
    scope of VisiCalc.
    I can recall seeing an Apple ][ with VisiCalc in our office in this
    pre-IBM PC era ... IIRC, for navigating between cells, thumbing the
    space bar changed the arrows keys from <left/right> to <up/down>.

    -hh

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  • From Farley Flud@21:1/5 to Physfitfreak on Sat Jan 18 21:02:40 2025
    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 14:01:45 -0600, Physfitfreak wrote:


    And that's why it sells. MS did that with DOS too. MS is a business not
    an R&D institution.


    If you know about the history of Microslop, their mantra in the
    early years was: "Windows ain't done until Lotus won't run."

    The goal of Microslop was to eliminate the superior Lotus 123
    and the superior WordPerfect by leveraging their dominance
    on the desktop.

    From the very beginning, Microslop was a corrupt, anti-competitive
    organization that did not desire to produce superior products.
    Their whole anti-competitive strategy was to quash their superior
    rivals.

    But did the average ignoramus asshole computer user ever notice?

    Nope. And that Microslop's only advantage.



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  • From DFS@21:1/5 to SandChimp on Sat Jan 18 16:03:33 2025
    On 1/18/2025 2:38 PM, SandChimp wrote:

    Parts of Excel are designed for secretaries' use, so a secretary type of sub-code-monkey like "DFS" must've been given the task to create. And blunders won't even discovered by secretaries or "DFS" lamebrained individuals, thy never encounter the flops that some other "DFS"
    airheads have left behind in Excel.


    Post some of your Excel sheets containing your VBA shit-code so I can
    show you how to improve EVERYTHING.

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  • From =?UTF-8?Q?St=C3=A9phane?= CARPENTIE@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jan 18 23:16:05 2025
    Le 18-01-2025, Farley Flud <[email protected]> a écrit :

    the superior Lotus 123

    You never used it. It's obvious. As always you speak about what you
    don't know. At work, they tried for three years to install it. And I was
    happy they didn't manage to do it. Because if Microsoft products are
    shit, Lotus Note managed to be worst. And it's not a little statement.

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  • From =?UTF-8?Q?St=C3=A9phane?= CARPENTIE@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jan 18 23:21:19 2025
    Le 18-01-2025, Joel <[email protected]> a écrit :
    Farley Flud <[email protected]> wrote:
    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 01:00:11 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    Going forward - which is what everyone does - the dates are correct. And that
    is all that matters.

    Speak for yourself, autococksucker.

    A lot of non-assholes, such as historians, economists, astronomers, etc. may >>want to work with historical dates.

    Spreadsheets are not just for brain-dead business people.

    I would rather use LO, but for many reasons beyond how 1900 is
    treated.

    Of course, in real life nobody need to care about it. The historians may
    need to use dates in 1900's without having difficulties around that. For
    the astronomers and economists, I'd like to know how they would have
    wrong results.

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  • From Tyrone@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 19 00:19:14 2025
    On Jan 18, 2025 at 5:05:50 PM EST, "Physfitfreak" <[email protected]> wrote:

    I think those Capones even killed the developer of what they copied
    their DOS from. The Capones were afraid he'll one day, this time successfully, sue them when court of law will get better adjusted to new
    tech realities.

    Absolute nonsense.

    Microsoft BOUGHT 86-DOS from Tim Paterson (Seattle Computer Products) for $25,000 in 1981. Microsoft also hired Tim. 86-DOS was a port of CP/M
    (Z80/8080 CPU) to the 8086/8088 CPU used in the IBM-PC. 86-DOS became MS-DOS.

    At the time, CP/M was the standard. IBM first approached Digital Research for CP/M for the PC, but Gary Kildall was not smart enough to recognize an opportunity knocking on his door. IBM then approached Microsoft for a DOS, because MS was already supplying the BASIC programming language. Bill Gates quickly agreed, even though they had NOTHING at that point.

    This is all well known history.

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  • From Lawrence D'Oliveiro@21:1/5 to DFS on Sun Jan 19 00:52:50 2025
    On Sat, 18 Jan 2025 16:03:33 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Post some of your Excel sheets containing your VBA shit-code so I can
    show you how to improve EVERYTHING.

    “Improving” VBA ... isn’t that like trying to make a soapbox cart run a little faster? Ultimately you’re limited by the fact that ... it’s still a soapbox cart.

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  • From CrudeSausage@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Sat Jan 18 21:12:54 2025
    On 1/18/25 7:19 PM, Tyrone wrote:
    On Jan 18, 2025 at 5:05:50 PM EST, "Physfitfreak" <[email protected]> wrote:

    I think those Capones even killed the developer of what they copied
    their DOS from. The Capones were afraid he'll one day, this time
    successfully, sue them when court of law will get better adjusted to new
    tech realities.

    Absolute nonsense.

    Microsoft BOUGHT 86-DOS from Tim Paterson (Seattle Computer Products) for $25,000 in 1981. Microsoft also hired Tim. 86-DOS was a port of CP/M (Z80/8080 CPU) to the 8086/8088 CPU used in the IBM-PC. 86-DOS became MS-DOS.

    At the time, CP/M was the standard. IBM first approached Digital Research for CP/M for the PC, but Gary Kildall was not smart enough to recognize an opportunity knocking on his door. IBM then approached Microsoft for a DOS, because MS was already supplying the BASIC programming language. Bill Gates quickly agreed, even though they had NOTHING at that point.

    This is all well known history.

    Yep, they've made documentaries and even made-for-TV movies about it.

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  • From rbowman@21:1/5 to Tyrone on Sun Jan 19 04:35:52 2025
    On Sun, 19 Jan 2025 00:19:14 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    On Jan 18, 2025 at 5:05:50 PM EST, "Physfitfreak"
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    I think those Capones even killed the developer of what they copied
    their DOS from. The Capones were afraid he'll one day, this time
    successfully, sue them when court of law will get better adjusted to
    new tech realities.

    Absolute nonsense.

    Microsoft BOUGHT 86-DOS from Tim Paterson (Seattle Computer Products)
    for $25,000 in 1981. Microsoft also hired Tim. 86-DOS was a port of
    CP/M (Z80/8080 CPU) to the 8086/8088 CPU used in the IBM-PC. 86-DOS
    became MS-DOS.

    At the time, CP/M was the standard. IBM first approached Digital
    Research for CP/M for the PC, but Gary Kildall was not smart enough to recognize an opportunity knocking on his door. IBM then approached
    Microsoft for a DOS, because MS was already supplying the BASIC
    programming language. Bill Gates quickly agreed, even though they had NOTHING at that point.

    This is all well known history.

    https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/18/how_windows_got_to_v3/


    It has a link to even a longer article. My Luddite phase lasted until '93
    so I went from MSDOS to Windows 3.1 without the intervening agony. Even
    3.1 needed the Trumpet Winsock shareware if you expected to connect to anytihng.

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  • From CrudeSausage@21:1/5 to rbowman on Sun Jan 19 05:58:00 2025
    On 1/18/25 11:35 PM, rbowman wrote:
    On Sun, 19 Jan 2025 00:19:14 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

    On Jan 18, 2025 at 5:05:50 PM EST, "Physfitfreak"
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    I think those Capones even killed the developer of what they copied
    their DOS from. The Capones were afraid he'll one day, this time
    successfully, sue them when court of law will get better adjusted to
    new tech realities.

    Absolute nonsense.

    Microsoft BOUGHT 86-DOS from Tim Paterson (Seattle Computer Products)
    for $25,000 in 1981. Microsoft also hired Tim. 86-DOS was a port of
    CP/M (Z80/8080 CPU) to the 8086/8088 CPU used in the IBM-PC. 86-DOS
    became MS-DOS.

    At the time, CP/M was the standard. IBM first approached Digital
    Research for CP/M for the PC, but Gary Kildall was not smart enough to
    recognize an opportunity knocking on his door. IBM then approached
    Microsoft for a DOS, because MS was already supplying the BASIC
    programming language. Bill Gates quickly agreed, even though they had
    NOTHING at that point.

    This is all well known history.

    https://www.theregister.com/2025/01/18/how_windows_got_to_v3/


    It has a link to even a longer article. My Luddite phase lasted until '93
    so I went from MSDOS to Windows 3.1 without the intervening agony. Even
    3.1 needed the Trumpet Winsock shareware if you expected to connect to anytihng.

    I remember those days. I don't recall Windows having anything built-in
    to let you connect to the Internet. You could connect to a BBS using HyperTerminal, I believe, but that's about it. Unless the Internet
    service allowed you shell access, there was nothing there for you.

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  • From chrisv@21:1/5 to CrudeSausage on Sun Jan 19 11:02:22 2025
    CrudeSausage wrote:

    You could connect to a BBS using HyperTerminal, I believe,
    but that's about it.

    Eww. Hyperterminal. I hated that program. Thank goodness for
    Teraterm, which we use constantly to this day, at work.

    --
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    Hadron Quark, lying shamelessly

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  • From CrudeSausage@21:1/5 to chrisv on Sun Jan 19 12:18:49 2025
    On 1/19/25 12:02 PM, chrisv wrote:
    CrudeSausage wrote:

    You could connect to a BBS using HyperTerminal, I believe,
    but that's about it.

    Eww. Hyperterminal. I hated that program. Thank goodness for
    Teraterm, which we use constantly to this day, at work.

    I recall applying for a job back in 2000 which required understanding of Windows and computers. A guy from high school also applied and we both
    answered differently for the question "Can HyperTerminal be used to
    connect to the Internet?" He answered "no" whereas I brought up the
    point that it can indeed be used to connect to the Internet assuming
    that the Internet account you used provided access to a shell account, something autoroute.net did back then. They just told me that I was
    wrong even though it was indeed correct. He too thought that I was wrong
    and acted like he was some sort of genius and would have already known
    that if it were true.

    I later proved it to them but, as usual, never got an apology.

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  • From rbowman@21:1/5 to CrudeSausage on Sun Jan 19 19:32:20 2025
    On Sun, 19 Jan 2025 05:58:00 -0500, CrudeSausage wrote:

    I remember those days. I don't recall Windows having anything built-in
    to let you connect to the Internet. You could connect to a BBS using HyperTerminal, I believe, but that's about it. Unless the Internet
    service allowed you shell access, there was nothing there for you.

    Back when the MSDN subscription included a book of DVDs for all flavors of Windows I upgraded to Windows for Workgroups 3.11. The machine itself was interesting.

    https://www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/22981/Compaq-Concerto-2840A/

    I don't think it was in production for more than a year. The world wasn't
    ready for it. My neighbor worked in a computer store and said "You've got
    to see what we just got in." iirc I forked over $1500 and took it with
    me.

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  • From CrudeSausage@21:1/5 to rbowman on Sun Jan 19 14:37:58 2025
    On 1/19/25 2:32 PM, rbowman wrote:
    On Sun, 19 Jan 2025 05:58:00 -0500, CrudeSausage wrote:

    I remember those days. I don't recall Windows having anything built-in
    to let you connect to the Internet. You could connect to a BBS using
    HyperTerminal, I believe, but that's about it. Unless the Internet
    service allowed you shell access, there was nothing there for you.

    Back when the MSDN subscription included a book of DVDs for all flavors of Windows I upgraded to Windows for Workgroups 3.11. The machine itself was interesting.

    https://www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/22981/Compaq-Concerto-2840A/

    I don't think it was in production for more than a year. The world wasn't ready for it. My neighbor worked in a computer store and said "You've got
    to see what we just got in." iirc I forked over $1500 and took it with
    me.

    Which would be something like $3,000 in today's money. It looks pretty
    nice, but I imagine that display didn't last long.

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  • From rbowman@21:1/5 to CrudeSausage on Mon Jan 20 01:48:22 2025
    On Sun, 19 Jan 2025 14:37:58 -0500, CrudeSausage wrote:

    On 1/19/25 2:32 PM, rbowman wrote:
    On Sun, 19 Jan 2025 05:58:00 -0500, CrudeSausage wrote:

    I remember those days. I don't recall Windows having anything built-in
    to let you connect to the Internet. You could connect to a BBS using
    HyperTerminal, I believe, but that's about it. Unless the Internet
    service allowed you shell access, there was nothing there for you.

    Back when the MSDN subscription included a book of DVDs for all flavors
    of Windows I upgraded to Windows for Workgroups 3.11. The machine
    itself was interesting.

    https://www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/22981/Compaq-Concerto-2840A/

    I don't think it was in production for more than a year. The world
    wasn't ready for it. My neighbor worked in a computer store and said
    "You've got to see what we just got in." iirc I forked over $1500 and
    took it with me.

    Which would be something like $3,000 in today's money. It looks pretty
    nice, but I imagine that display didn't last long.

    I didn't have a problem with the display. I wonder if it will still boot?

    Considering the $1800 Osborne 1 CP/M 'portable' would be $5800 today it
    was a steal. Eveb relative to the laptops of the day it wasn't expensive.
    The IBM Thinkpads came out around that time and were pricier.

    A desktop would have been cheaper but my day job for part of the year was driving a truck. I'd take the winters off and go to southern AZ where I
    had a minimal solar setup so power was a consideration. The Pen Computing
    did work but I didn't use it often.

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