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  • The oldest Democrat insult I know is,

    From Planet of the apes@21:1/5 to All on Thu May 8 05:32:10 2025
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    Democrats will drive you to the poor house and then expect you to thank
    them for the ride. This still holds true today.

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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Planet of the apes on Thu May 8 06:58:57 2025
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    Planet of the apes wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Democrats will drive you to the poor house and then expect you to thank
    them for the ride. This still holds true today.

    So Trump is a Democrat?

    --
    Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

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  • From super70s@21:1/5 to All on Thu May 8 11:53:19 2025
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    "The elephant is the perfect symbol for Republicans: they never forget, lead each other around by the tail, and think everyone should work for peanuts."

    or

    Q.: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A.: None, they only screw the poor.

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  • From Rudy blows goats@21:1/5 to All on Thu May 8 20:33:15 2025
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    On 08 May 2025, J Carlson <[email protected]> posted some news:vvip31$1vs7f$[email protected]:

    On 5/8/2025 9:53 AM, super70s wrote:
    "The elephant is the perfect symbol for Republicans: they never
    forget, lead each other around by the tail, and think everyone should
    work for peanuts."

    or

    Q.: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A.: None, they only screw the poor.


    Good one!

    Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?

    A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Rudy blows goats on Thu May 8 16:56:39 2025
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    Rudy blows goats wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On 08 May 2025, J Carlson <[email protected]> posted some news:vvip31$1vs7f$[email protected]:

    On 5/8/2025 9:53 AM, super70s wrote:
    "The elephant is the perfect symbol for Republicans: they never
    forget, lead each other around by the tail, and think everyone should
    work for peanuts."

    or

    Q.: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A.: None, they only screw the poor.


    Good one!

    Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?

    A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

    DDS

    --
    Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack,
    I went out for a ride and never came back.
    Like a river that don't know where it's flowing,
    I took a wrong turn and I just kept going.

    Everybody's got a hungry heart.
    Everybody's got a hungry heart.
    Lay down your money and you play your part,
    Everybody's got a hungry heart.

    I met her in a Kingstown bar,
    We fell in love, I knew it had to end.
    We took what we had and we ripped it apart,
    Now here I am down in Kingstown again.

    Everybody needs a place to rest,
    Everybody wants to have a home.
    Don't make no difference what nobody says,
    Ain't nobody likes to be alone.
    -- Bruce Springsteen, "Hungry Heart"

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  • From super70s@21:1/5 to Chris Ahlstrom on Thu May 8 18:05:58 2025
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    On 2025-05-08 20:56:39 +0000, Chris Ahlstrom said:

    Rudy blows goats wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On 08 May 2025, J Carlson <[email protected]> posted some
    news:vvip31$1vs7f$[email protected]:

    On 5/8/2025 9:53 AM, super70s wrote:
    "The elephant is the perfect symbol for Republicans: they never
    forget, lead each other around by the tail, and think everyone should
    work for peanuts."

    or

    Q.: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A.: None, they only screw the poor.


    Good one!

    Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?

    A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

    DDS

    Q.: What's the difference between Donald Trump and O.J. Simpson?
    A.: One can get away with murder and the other got away with a double murder.

    Q.: What's the difference between Henry Ford and Donald Trump?
    A.: One engineered an American coupe and the other engineered an American coup.

    Q.: What's red, 25 inches long and has an asshole behind it?
    A.: Donald Trump's tie.

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