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  • The Billy Hootkins Conspiracy Theory Manifested In The McWatters Bus Ep

    From NoTrueFlags Here@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 22 00:40:18 2023
    Now that Greg Parker has proven with geometric logic that Billy Hootkins conspired with Ruth Paine to make Lee Oswald seem to be a Dirty Red by mouthing off in a barbershop about the joys of communism, it seems safe to assume that Hootkins was in Dealey
    Plaza and actually shot JFK from behind the picket fence. It only stands to reason. And after shooting JFK he had to get to 10th Street to shoot JD Tippit, so he took the McWatters bus. And it was he who told McWatters that JFK had been shot in the
    temple, straight from his fat round face. But since, as Greg Parker has proven to a metaphysical certitude, Hootkins was working for the FBI, the FBI needed to cover their Hootkins. So they brought in Special Agent Milton Jones to convince the dim witted
    bus driver that he had been on his bus on the day of the assassination. And McWatters fell for it! Also, Jones told the ridiculous story of the bus being searched by Dallas cops for an hour just to make it seem impossible that Hootkins could have got to
    10th Street in time to shoot Tippit. Yes. This bus went right by 10th Street. That's why Hootkins was on THIS bus. Because he is "Chunky," seen by Aquilla Clemmons, The Teen Who Shot Tippit! But, since the Dallas Police were framing Oswald,
    coincidentally, no conspiracies here, folks, Special Agent Clemmons added a thin character to the story, whom Fritz could say was Oswald. Coincidentally. So Hootkins ran into the furniture warehouse and came out dressed as a cop, and then he proceeded to
    the Texas Theatre where he arrested Oswald, later credited to Patrolman McDonald, the Hootkins body double. And then he ran over to Parkland Hospital to plant the Magic Bullet on Connally's stretcher. It's so obvious!

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  • From Greg Parker@21:1/5 to NoTrueFlags Here on Sun Oct 22 06:17:40 2023
    On Sunday, October 22, 2023 at 6:40:20 PM UTC+11, NoTrueFlags Here wrote:
    Now that Greg Parker has proven with geometric logic that Billy Hootkins conspired with Ruth Paine to make Lee Oswald seem to be a Dirty Red by mouthing off in a barbershop about the joys of communism, it seems safe to assume that Hootkins was in
    Dealey Plaza and actually shot JFK from behind the picket fence. It only stands to reason. And after shooting JFK he had to get to 10th Street to shoot JD Tippit, so he took the McWatters bus. And it was he who told McWatters that JFK had been shot in
    the temple, straight from his fat round face. But since, as Greg Parker has proven to a metaphysical certitude, Hootkins was working for the FBI, the FBI needed to cover their Hootkins. So they brought in Special Agent Milton Jones to convince the dim
    witted bus driver that he had been on his bus on the day of the assassination. And McWatters fell for it! Also, Jones told the ridiculous story of the bus being searched by Dallas cops for an hour just to make it seem impossible that Hootkins could have
    got to 10th Street in time to shoot Tippit. Yes. This bus went right by 10th Street. That's why Hootkins was on THIS bus. Because he is "Chunky," seen by Aquilla Clemmons, The Teen Who Shot Tippit! But, since the Dallas Police were framing Oswald,
    coincidentally, no conspiracies here, folks, Special Agent Clemmons added a thin character to the story, whom Fritz could say was Oswald. Coincidentally. So Hootkins ran into the furniture warehouse and came out dressed as a cop, and then he proceeded to
    the Texas Theatre where he arrested Oswald, later credited to Patrolman McDonald, the Hootkins body double. And then he ran over to Parkland Hospital to plant the Magic Bullet on Connally's stretcher. It's so obvious!

    You're still boring the hell out of me. And you're a hopeless liar.

    Your fixation with me is not even flattering any more. It's just fuckin sick.

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  • From NoTrueFlags Here@21:1/5 to Greg Parker on Sun Oct 22 06:22:10 2023
    On Sunday, October 22, 2023 at 9:17:42 AM UTC-4, Greg Parker wrote:
    On Sunday, October 22, 2023 at 6:40:20 PM UTC+11, NoTrueFlags Here wrote:
    Now that Greg Parker has proven with geometric logic that Billy Hootkins conspired with Ruth Paine to make Lee Oswald seem to be a Dirty Red by mouthing off in a barbershop about the joys of communism, it seems safe to assume that Hootkins was in
    Dealey Plaza and actually shot JFK from behind the picket fence. It only stands to reason. And after shooting JFK he had to get to 10th Street to shoot JD Tippit, so he took the McWatters bus. And it was he who told McWatters that JFK had been shot in
    the temple, straight from his fat round face. But since, as Greg Parker has proven to a metaphysical certitude, Hootkins was working for the FBI, the FBI needed to cover their Hootkins. So they brought in Special Agent Milton Jones to convince the dim
    witted bus driver that he had been on his bus on the day of the assassination. And McWatters fell for it! Also, Jones told the ridiculous story of the bus being searched by Dallas cops for an hour just to make it seem impossible that Hootkins could have
    got to 10th Street in time to shoot Tippit. Yes. This bus went right by 10th Street. That's why Hootkins was on THIS bus. Because he is "Chunky," seen by Aquilla Clemmons, The Teen Who Shot Tippit! But, since the Dallas Police were framing Oswald,
    coincidentally, no conspiracies here, folks, Special Agent Clemmons added a thin character to the story, whom Fritz could say was Oswald. Coincidentally. So Hootkins ran into the furniture warehouse and came out dressed as a cop, and then he proceeded to
    the Texas Theatre where he arrested Oswald, later credited to Patrolman McDonald, the Hootkins body double. And then he ran over to Parkland Hospital to plant the Magic Bullet on Connally's stretcher. It's so obvious!
    You're still boring the hell out of me. And you're a hopeless liar.

    Your fixation with me is not even flattering any more. It's just fuckin sick.
    Maybe Bonnie & Clyde were on the bus. Yeah, that's it!

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