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  • BREAKING: Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers

    From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to K Wills on Sun Jan 5 06:47:27 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    K Wills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:02:19 -0800, Siri Cruise
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 18:58:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Lucas McCain wrote:

    <luke the k00k snip>

    FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN:

    BOZOS, BOOGIES, BEANERS, ZIPS and BERZERKERS.

    Ah, another Firesign Theatre aficianado.

    We're all Bozos on this bus.

    In the next world, you are on your own.

    Chocolate, butterscotch, or Rocky Rococo... Road! I have a feeling this thread is going to end up being nothing but Firesign Theatre quotes. Not to suggest this is a bad thing.

    Antelope Freeway 1 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/2 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/4 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/8 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/16 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/32 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/64 Mile

    --
    "Mr. Policeman, what makes America great?"

    "It's candied apples and ponies with dapples you can ride all day!
    It's girls with pimples And cripples with dimples that just wont go away !
    Its spics and wops and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm!
    Its micks and chinks and gooks and geeks and honkies (Honk! Honk!)
    who never left the farm ! That's America buddy!"

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From KWills@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Mon Jan 6 00:31:05 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    On Sun, 5 Jan 2025 06:47:27 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:02:19 -0800, Siri Cruise
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 18:58:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Lucas McCain wrote:

    <luke the k00k snip>

    FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN:

    BOZOS, BOOGIES, BEANERS, ZIPS and BERZERKERS.

    Ah, another Firesign Theatre aficianado.

    We're all Bozos on this bus.

    In the next world, you are on your own.

    Chocolate, butterscotch, or Rocky Rococo... Road! I have a feeling this
    thread is going to end up being nothing but Firesign Theatre quotes. Not to >> suggest this is a bad thing.

    Antelope Freeway 1 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/2 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/4 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/8 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/16 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/32 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/64 Mile

    You can wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waiting
    room.

    --
    KWills
    Strategic Writer,
    Psychotronic World Dominator.
    And FEMA camp counselor.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to KWills on Mon Jan 6 07:12:10 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    KWills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    <snip>

    In your sig, can Forte Agent add a space after the "--" (i.e. "-- ")?
    This is required to make the color coding of the signature work.
    No biggie though, just a pedant point.

    --
    My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jan 6 09:07:26 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    says...

    On Sun, 5 Jan 2025 06:47:27 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:02:19 -0800, Siri Cruise
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 18:58:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Lucas McCain wrote:

    <luke the k00k snip>

    FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN:

    BOZOS, BOOGIES, BEANERS, ZIPS and BERZERKERS.

    Ah, another Firesign Theatre aficianado.

    We're all Bozos on this bus.

    In the next world, you are on your own.

    Chocolate, butterscotch, or Rocky Rococo... Road! I have a feeling this >> thread is going to end up being nothing but Firesign Theatre quotes. Not to
    suggest this is a bad thing.

    Antelope Freeway 1 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/2 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/4 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/8 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/16 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/32 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/64 Mile

    You can wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waiting
    room.

    Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Lucas McCain@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Mon Jan 6 09:16:59 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    On 1/6/2025 9:07 AM, Skeeter wrote:
    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    says...

    On Sun, 5 Jan 2025 06:47:27 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:02:19 -0800, Siri Cruise
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 18:58:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Lucas McCain wrote:

    <luke the k00k snip>

    FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN:

    BOZOS, BOOGIES, BEANERS, ZIPS and BERZERKERS.

    Ah, another Firesign Theatre aficianado.

    We're all Bozos on this bus.

    In the next world, you are on your own.

    Chocolate, butterscotch, or Rocky Rococo... Road! I have a feeling this >>>> thread is going to end up being nothing but Firesign Theatre quotes. Not to
    suggest this is a bad thing.

    Antelope Freeway 1 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/2 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/4 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/8 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/16 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/32 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/64 Mile

    You can wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waiting
    room.

    Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

    Why is some music classified as "easy listening" when it's so hard to
    listen to?

    --
    "Title 8, U.S.C. § 1324(a) defines several distinct offenses related to aliens. Subsection 1324(a)(1)(i)-(v) prohibits alien smuggling, domestic transportation of unauthorized aliens, concealing or harboring
    unauthorized aliens, encouraging or inducing unauthorized aliens to
    enter the United States, and engaging in a conspiracy or aiding and
    abetting any of the preceding acts. Subsection 1324(a)(2) prohibits
    bringing or attempting to bring unauthorized aliens to the United States
    in any manner whatsoever, even at a designated port of entry. Subsection 1324(a)(3)."

    “Western values mean three things: mass-migration, LGBTQ, and war."
    Viktor Orban

    You voted for student loan forgiveness. You got demographic replacement
    and World War III.

    https://www.globalgulag.us

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jan 6 10:28:13 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    In article <vlgvlr$1mnlc$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

    On 1/6/2025 9:07 AM, Skeeter wrote:
    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

    On Sun, 5 Jan 2025 06:47:27 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:02:19 -0800, Siri Cruise
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 18:58:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Lucas McCain wrote:

    <luke the k00k snip>

    FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN:

    BOZOS, BOOGIES, BEANERS, ZIPS and BERZERKERS.

    Ah, another Firesign Theatre aficianado.

    We're all Bozos on this bus.

    In the next world, you are on your own.

    Chocolate, butterscotch, or Rocky Rococo... Road! I have a feeling this >>>> thread is going to end up being nothing but Firesign Theatre quotes. Not to
    suggest this is a bad thing.

    Antelope Freeway 1 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/2 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/4 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/8 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/16 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/32 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/64 Mile

    You can wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waiting
    room.

    Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

    Why is some music classified as "easy listening" when it's so hard to
    listen to?

    If it goes by car it's called a shipment but if it goes by ship it's
    called cargo

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Lucas McCain@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Mon Jan 6 11:55:15 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    On 1/6/2025 10:28 AM, Skeeter wrote:
    In article <vlgvlr$1mnlc$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

    On 1/6/2025 9:07 AM, Skeeter wrote:
    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    says...

    On Sun, 5 Jan 2025 06:47:27 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:02:19 -0800, Siri Cruise
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 18:58:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Lucas McCain wrote:

    <luke the k00k snip>

    FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN:

    BOZOS, BOOGIES, BEANERS, ZIPS and BERZERKERS.

    Ah, another Firesign Theatre aficianado.

    We're all Bozos on this bus.

    In the next world, you are on your own.

    Chocolate, butterscotch, or Rocky Rococo... Road! I have a feeling this >>>>>> thread is going to end up being nothing but Firesign Theatre quotes. Not to
    suggest this is a bad thing.

    Antelope Freeway 1 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/2 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/4 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/8 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/16 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/32 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/64 Mile

    You can wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waiting >>>> room.

    Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

    Why is some music classified as "easy listening" when it's so hard to
    listen to?

    If it goes by car it's called a shipment but if it goes by ship it's
    called cargo

    If the highways are gridlocked, it's called "rush hour".

    --
    "Title 8, U.S.C. § 1324(a) defines several distinct offenses related to aliens. Subsection 1324(a)(1)(i)-(v) prohibits alien smuggling, domestic transportation of unauthorized aliens, concealing or harboring
    unauthorized aliens, encouraging or inducing unauthorized aliens to
    enter the United States, and engaging in a conspiracy or aiding and
    abetting any of the preceding acts. Subsection 1324(a)(2) prohibits
    bringing or attempting to bring unauthorized aliens to the United States
    in any manner whatsoever, even at a designated port of entry. Subsection 1324(a)(3)."

    “Western values mean three things: mass-migration, LGBTQ, and war."
    Viktor Orban

    You voted for student loan forgiveness. You got demographic replacement
    and World War III.

    https://www.globalgulag.us

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jan 6 12:15:37 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    In article <vlh8uj$1okor$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

    On 1/6/2025 10:28 AM, Skeeter wrote:
    In article <vlgvlr$1mnlc$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

    On 1/6/2025 9:07 AM, Skeeter wrote:
    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    says...

    On Sun, 5 Jan 2025 06:47:27 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:02:19 -0800, Siri Cruise
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 18:58:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Lucas McCain wrote:

    <luke the k00k snip>

    FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN:

    BOZOS, BOOGIES, BEANERS, ZIPS and BERZERKERS.

    Ah, another Firesign Theatre aficianado.

    We're all Bozos on this bus.

    In the next world, you are on your own.

    Chocolate, butterscotch, or Rocky Rococo... Road! I have a feeling this
    thread is going to end up being nothing but Firesign Theatre quotes. Not to
    suggest this is a bad thing.

    Antelope Freeway 1 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/2 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/4 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/8 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/16 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/32 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/64 Mile

    You can wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waiting >>>> room.

    Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

    Why is some music classified as "easy listening" when it's so hard to
    listen to?

    If it goes by car it's called a shipment but if it goes by ship it's
    called cargo

    If the highways are gridlocked, it's called "rush hour".

    Or why do they call it rush hour when nothing is moving?



    Why is there a mailbox in front of the post office? Hell, YOU"RE THERE.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From KWills@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Tue Jan 7 00:15:20 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    On Mon, 6 Jan 2025 07:12:10 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    KWills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    <snip>

    In your sig, can Forte Agent add a space after the "--" (i.e. "-- ")?
    This is required to make the color coding of the signature work.
    No biggie though, just a pedant point.

    I wasn't aware it wasn't including the space. Thank you for
    letting me know. I think I've corrected the error.

    --
    KWills
    Strategic Writer,
    Psychotronic World Dominator.
    And FEMA camp counselor.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From KWills@21:1/5 to [email protected] on Tue Jan 7 00:15:51 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    On Mon, 6 Jan 2025 12:15:37 -0700, Skeeter
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    In article <vlh8uj$1okor$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

    On 1/6/2025 10:28 AM, Skeeter wrote:
    In article <vlgvlr$1mnlc$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

    On 1/6/2025 9:07 AM, Skeeter wrote:
    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    says...

    On Sun, 5 Jan 2025 06:47:27 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Sat, 4 Jan 2025 11:02:19 -0800, Siri Cruise
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    K Wills wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 18:58:28 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    Siri Cruise wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Lucas McCain wrote:

    <luke the k00k snip>

    FIVE LIFESTYLES OF MAN:

    BOZOS, BOOGIES, BEANERS, ZIPS and BERZERKERS.

    Ah, another Firesign Theatre aficianado.

    We're all Bozos on this bus.

    In the next world, you are on your own.

    Chocolate, butterscotch, or Rocky Rococo... Road! I have a feeling this
    thread is going to end up being nothing but Firesign Theatre quotes. Not to
    suggest this is a bad thing.

    Antelope Freeway 1 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/2 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/4 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/8 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/16 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/32 Mile
    Antelope Freeway 1/64 Mile

    You can wait here in the sitting room, or sit here in the waiting >> >>>> room.

    Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

    Why is some music classified as "easy listening" when it's so hard to
    listen to?

    If it goes by car it's called a shipment but if it goes by ship it's
    called cargo

    If the highways are gridlocked, it's called "rush hour".

    Or why do they call it rush hour when nothing is moving?



    Why is there a mailbox in front of the post office? Hell, YOU"RE THERE.

    "Two beer or not two beer, that's the question!"
    -- William Shakesbeer

    --
    KWills
    Strategic Writer,
    Psychotronic World Dominator.
    And FEMA camp counselor.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to KWills on Tue Jan 7 07:05:16 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    KWills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Mon, 6 Jan 2025 07:12:10 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    KWills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    <snip>

    In your sig, can Forte Agent add a space after the "--" (i.e. "-- ")?
    This is required to make the color coding of the signature work.
    No biggie though, just a pedant point.

    I wasn't aware it wasn't including the space. Thank you for
    letting me know. I think I've corrected the error.

    --
    KWills
    Strategic Writer,
    Psychotronic World Dominator.
    And FEMA camp counselor.

    Yes indeed. Thanks! It calms down my ADHD :-)

    --
    Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
    -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Beavis@21:1/5 to Chris Ahlstrom on Tue Jan 7 07:22:07 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    KWills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Mon, 6 Jan 2025 07:12:10 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    KWills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    <snip>

    In your sig, can Forte Agent add a space after the "--" (i.e. "-- ")?
    This is required to make the color coding of the signature work.
    No biggie though, just a pedant point.

    I wasn't aware it wasn't including the space. Thank you for
    letting me know. I think I've corrected the error.

    --
    KWills
    Strategic Writer,
    Psychotronic World Dominator.
    And FEMA camp counselor.

    Yes indeed. Thanks! It calms down my ADHD :-)


    Now you're quoting his sig file, dimbulb.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Chris Ahlstrom@21:1/5 to Beavis on Tue Jan 7 08:23:49 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    Beavis wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    KWills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    On Mon, 6 Jan 2025 07:12:10 -0500, Chris Ahlstrom
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    KWills wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    <snip>

    In your sig, can Forte Agent add a space after the "--" (i.e. "-- ")?
    This is required to make the color coding of the signature work.
    No biggie though, just a pedant point.

    I wasn't aware it wasn't including the space. Thank you for
    letting me know. I think I've corrected the error.

    --
    KWills
    Strategic Writer,
    Psychotronic World Dominator.
    And FEMA camp counselor.

    Yes indeed. Thanks! It calms down my ADHD :-)

    Now you're quoting his sig file, dimbulb.

    So what, Einstein?

    --
    It's been a business doing pleasure with you.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Siri Cruise@21:1/5 to Chris Ahlstrom on Tue Jan 7 13:04:07 2025
    XPost: alt.survival, alt.politics.immigration, alt.politics.trump
    XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

    Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    Yes indeed. Thanks! It calms down my ADHD:-)

    Now you're quoting his sig file, dimbulb.
    So what, Einstein?

    -- It's been a business doing pleasure with you.

    If you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women
    and then vote against them you've got no business being up here.
    ~~ Jesse Unruh

    --
    Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. @
    'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.' /|\
    The Church of the Holey Apple .signature 3.2 / \
    of Discordian Mysteries. This post insults Islam. Mohamed

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)