Joe,
Don't get me started on cashiers who can't make change unless the
register tells them how much it is...
I've gotten into arguments with cashiers and their managers, telling
them that "they gave me too much change" (honesty is the best policy).
Well, when they insist they are right, I say "Have a nice day", and I'm
gone. In that regard, I don't consider it stealing, as I did attempt to
make it right. They will realize that later when they reconcile the cash drawer.
Forty years ago, when I was working for the Burger King Corporation in
Little Rock, when the registers went down, except for me, the rest of
the cashiers had a conniption fit...because they couldn't figure out
the transaction. I'll never be as good as my late father, in doing
transactions in my head, but I'm far ahead of most kids nowadays.
In Little Rock, the sales tax at the restaurants right now is 12 cents
on the dollar. It would've been a little easier if it was just 10 cents,
but I can still figure things out. The tax is basically a combination
for the city, county, state, and the local convention and visitors
bureau, the latter to get tourism into the city. You would expect
travelers to spend the money like mad. That's why when there are big
events, the room rates skyrocket, unless the group gets a block with a discount.
Even so, you're lucky to find a hotel room for under $100 a
night...so, it helps having a discount, such as being an AAA Member.
Years ago, there was a deal called "Diners Club"...not sure if it
was a credit card or what, but like "American Express Travelers
Cheques", it's gone.
Back to Burger King, I had worked for 2 different franchises in the
area (both of the original owners are dead and gone now). Both had a
policy for the cashiers that "If you had a "perfect drawer" (nothing over/nothing short...the money matched what the register had for
transactions), with at least $300 in sales during the meal period...you
got a free meal (a Whopper, French Fry, and Soft Drink)." At one time, I
had 7 of them built up. I basically was "head cashier", because it was
rare that I had a shortage.
At the second franchise, there was an increasing number of shortages
from the cash drawers. Thinking he had a thief among the employees, he
made them take a polygraph. They had to sign a statement noting that
they weren't being forced to take the test...but if they refused, they
were fired (sounds like coersion to me). Yet, I had nothing to hide, so
I gladly took it.
He had also instituted a policy where if the cashier had a certain
number of cash shortages in a 3 day period (especially if the shortage
was large), you were put on a 2 week suspension, without pay. It
happened to me, but since I counted the money before I started the
shift, and did every transaction, I took responsibility for it. What
didn't occur to anyone is that possibly one of the managers may have
been the embezzler.
Anyway, when I didn't show up for work, but came in the third day of
the suspension to get my check (it was pay day), the owner asked me
where I had been. I replied "2 Week Suspension Without Pay for Cash Shortages...your policy". He scowled, and said "Consider it ENDED...I
NEED YOU!!". To me, that spoke volumes. He thought so much of my
integrity, that he felt I wasn't one of the "possible thieves".
Also, restaurants (except fast food, but that may be added eventually <shudder!>) are placing the tip/gratuity on the ticket when you first enter...even before you see your server...who may give you crappy
service. At one restaurant (a buffet), it happened to me (this was
before my wife died, and we were having lunch there). I have to have
quite a bit of liquid with my food...but my late wife would eat her food
first, then drink her beverage "to fill up the nooks and crannies".
I nearly choked on some of the food, as my mouth got so dry, that when
we were getting set to leave, I got the manager, and chewed him
out...saying "if this had been our first visit here, it would've been
our last, and we would've told all our friends to avoid the place". We
got a free meal on our next visit. Even if they had been short handed,
the server should've still tried to check on us every so often.
Yesterday, I went to a Pizza Inn for lunch (they have an all you can
eat buffet Monday through Friday from 11am to 2pm), and this one young
girl was busting her butt...moving quickly, asking everyone if they were needing anything...as well as being cashier at the front. Her hard work
so impressed me, I gave her a $5 tip. I also found out that on Fridays,
a local school orders 100 pizzas, to go...but it's split between 2 Pizza
Inn locations. The kitchen was busy to say the least!!
Back to the "pre-eating tip requirement", it so angered my late
father...so, I told him 3 things to say...which he used until he got
sick in late 2006 with pancreatic cancer (he only lasted 6 weeks). When
they asked for a tip, he said "I'll give you three...".
1) Plant your corn early.
2) Keep your powder dry.
3) Always have clean underwear on. <G>
With the last one, I saw a cartoon where this woman's son was in a
wreck, and he was in the Emergency Room. The doctor steps out of the
treatment room, and summons his mother, telling her "I've got bad news.
Your son was in a wreck...and, he did not have clean underwear on".
The mother starts screaming violently "NO!! NO!! WHY??!! WHY??!!" <G>
In that regard, when you get in the ER, you usually have to remove
part or all of your clothing, and put a gown on. While there is a time
and place for modesty, the doctors office, hospital, emergeny room, etc.
is not that place...although you don't go walking around the place naked
as a jaybird!! In the case of a woman in labor before childbirth, that
boy isn't coming out in a tuxedo...and the girl isn't coming out in a
white satin dress!! <G>
When I was in the ER the other day, when they needed a urine sample, I
didn't want to wet on the Depends (incontinence, part of growing old),
so thought "Nuts to this!!", and just stripped out. I figured they would
have to do X-rays and CT Scans in that area anyway. Plus, urine is
basically ammonia...and like ammonia, it will burn your skin.
But, I think of the joke where this one older man was constantly being
"baby talked to" by one of the nurses, and it just infuriated him!! So,
he got the idea to order a thing of apple juice, because this one nurse
always came in, asking for a urine sample (I guess the guy had urinary
tract issues).
Well, he had the juice hidden, and sure enough, she walked in with a
specimen cup. She told him "I'll step out while you void", and walked
out. (To me, void is cancelling a transaction...not peeing!!). Anyway,
he poured the apple juice (warm by now) into the specimen cup, and he
hid the empty deal away. She walked in, picked up the specimen cup, and
sighed "Oh, dear!! A little dark!!". Normally, that means you aren't
getting enough fluid...which can also cause kidney stones to form.
That's why I normally drink 1 to 2 liters of flavored water a day.
Anyway, this 'ol boy grabs the cup from her, and says "No problem!!
I'll run it through again!!", and swigs down the warm apple juice!!
The nurse fainted dead away!! <BG> -- but she never bothered him
again!! :D
Daryl
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