Since I got chastised the other day for posting without a joke, here is one
I heard yesterday.

HER: Why were you in your labratory so much last week?

HIM: I was crossing a boomerang with a snake.

HER: Are you sure that was a good idea?

HIM: I am worried that it might come back to bite me.


Mike

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