50 'Sheds' of Grey -- an erotica parody for men
From
George Pope@1:153/757 to
All on Wed Apr 27 14:00:12 2022
Some quotes from Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey
apparently Mitre 10 is a New Zealand hardware store.
We tried various positions � round the back, on the side, up against a wall. But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.
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She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
�I�m yours for the night,� she gasped, �You can do whatever you want with me.� So I took her to MITRE 10 ---------------------------------------------------------------------She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure.
Now for the other boot. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Ever since she read THAT book, I�ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
She still manages to get into the shed, though. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
�Put on this rubber suit and mask,� I instructed, calmly.
�Mmmm, kinky!� she purred.
�Yes,� I said, �You can�t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.�
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�I�m a very naughty girl,� she said, biting her lip. �I need to be punished.� So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
�Harder!� she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. �Harder!�
�Okay,� I said. �What�s the gross national product of Nicaragua?� ---------------------------------------------------------------------I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
---------------------------------------------------------------------�Are you sure you can take the pain?� she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
�I think so,� I gulped.
�Here we go, then,� she said, and showed me the receipt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
�Hurt me!� she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
�Very well,� I replied. �You�ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.� ---------------------------------------------------------------------
�Are you sure you want this?� I asked. �When I�m done, you won�t be able to sit down for weeks.�
She nodded.
�Okay,� I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
�Punish me!� she cried. �Make me suffer like only a real man can!�
�Very well,� I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.
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* Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)