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  • TSA Screenings

    From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to All on Mon Jan 13 23:17:58 2020
    Recent statistics of things that came up during TSA airport screenings ...

    Transvestites..............133
    Hernias..................1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases.........3,172
    Enlarged Prostates.......8,249
    Breast Implants.........59,350
    Natural Blondes..............3
    Terrorist Plots Discovered...0

    --- D'Bridge 4
    * Origin: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards (2:292/854)