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    From Gobbles@1:229/452 to All on Fri Oct 9 06:47:58 2026
    Gobble Gobble

    HELP! I have been sentenced to death. I didn't gobble do anything wrong.
    I only GOBBLE GOBBLE killed bugs.

    ... Useless Invention: Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
    --- TieWave v0.2 (2026)
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  • From Fang The Cat@2:292/854 to Gobbles on Fri Oct 9 13:32:41 2026
    HELP! I have been sentenced to death. I didn't gobble do anything
    wrong.
    I only GOBBLE GOBBLE killed bugs.

    And what will the means of execution be? Masturbate to death? Die with a smile?

    Will it be live-streamed?

    --- DB4 - 20260902
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find your body (2:292/854)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Fang The Cat on Fri Oct 9 08:00:21 2026
    On 09 Oct 26 13:32:41, Fang The Cat said the following to Gobbles:

    HELP! I have been sentenced to death. I didn't gobble do anything
    wrong.
    I only GOBBLE GOBBLE killed bugs.

    And what will the means of execution be? Masturbate to death? Die with a sm

    Christ almighty what an interesting grand-departure, autoerotic asphyxiation.

    How would one explain THAT during funeral services...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
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  • From Mortar M.@1:124/5016 to Fang The Cat on Sat Oct 10 10:47:16 2026
    Re: Re: Help!
    By: Fang The Cat to Gobbles on Fri Oct 09 2026 13:32:41

    And what will the means of execution be? Masturbate to death? Die with a smile?

    There's a selling point: "It makes its own gravy!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.38-Linux
    * Origin: End Of The Line BBS - endofthelinebbs.com (1:124/5016)
  • From The Donald@2:292/854 to Mortar M. on Sat Oct 10 18:00:15 2026
    And what will the means of execution be? Masturbate to death? Die with
    a smile?

    There's a selling point: "It makes its own gravy!"

    Wait until Pete Hegseth hears about this ... "Let's stream it" ...

    --- DB4 - 20260902
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find your body (2:292/854)
  • From Mortar M.@1:124/5016 to The Donald on Sat Oct 10 11:20:55 2026
    Re: Re: Help!
    By: The Donald to Mortar M. on Sat Oct 10 2026 18:00:15

    There's a selling point: "It makes its own gravy!"

    Mmmm...don't know who that is.
    --- SBBSecho 3.38-Linux
    * Origin: End Of The Line BBS - endofthelinebbs.com (1:124/5016)