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  • All Hallow's Eve was:Suga

    From Dave Drum@1:218/700 to Ben Collver on Mon Oct 13 03:29:51 2025
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    I'm ready for the urchins crying "Trick or TreaT". Picked up a
    punnet of Habanero chilies at the store.

    "Here y'go kid. Miniatire pumpkin."

    "I hate you Milkman Dan!"

    Hey! They asked for a trick, right? In the early 60s when I was living
    in Southern Californica we gave out 7 oz "Little Oly" cans of insipid
    horse whiz.

    I'm not familiar with the Milkman Dan quote. Where is it sourced?

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: Urinal Cup Cakes
    Categories: Cakes, Halloween
    Yield: 24 Cakes

    1 Box cake mix
    1/2 Bottle blue food colouring
    Frosting; contrasting colour
    1 Zip-lock bag; for frosting
    - piping bag

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    Title: Stuffed Roaches (Halloween Appetizer With Dates)
    Categories: Five, Appetisers, Fruits, Cheese, Nuts
    Yield: 24 Servings

    8 oz Cream cheese; softened
    1/4 c Fine chopped walnuts
    16 oz Whole pitted dates

    Mix cream cheese and walnuts together in a small bowl.

    Slice one side of each date lengthwise using a small
    sharp knife, creating an opening. Carefully spoon cream
    cheese mixture into the middle of each date; pinch the
    dates closed. Stack them on a plate with cut sides down.

    Recipe by: Deborah McCarthy

    RECIPE FROM: http://allrecipes.com

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  • From Ben Collver@1:105/500 to Dave Drum on Mon Oct 13 08:44:27 2025
    Re: All Hallow's Eve was:Suga
    By: Dave Drum to Ben Collver on Mon Oct 13 2025 03:29 am

    "Here y'go kid. Miniatire pumpkin."

    "I hate you Milkman Dan!"

    Hey! They asked for a trick, right? In the early 60s when I was living in Southern Californica we gave out 7 oz "Little Oly" cans of insipid horse whiz.

    I'm not familiar with the Milkman Dan quote. Where is it sourced?

    For shame! Handing out half pints to the kiddos... :P

    Here is the source of the Milkman Dan quote:

    https://www.redmeat.com/max-cannon/nourishing-nectar-nubbins-3433308

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: Mucus Membrane Milkshake
    Categories: Kids, Halloween
    Yield: 4 Servings

    2 c Buttermilk
    2 Vanilla ice cream
    1/2 c Pineapple juice
    4 tb Brown sugar
    2 c Milk

    Measure all of the ingredients, except the milk, into a blender. Then
    blend on medium speed until smooth and creamy. Add more ice cream if
    you like your mucus extra thick. Fill tall glasses with the mixture
    and refrigerate. Heat the milk in a small pan over medium heat until
    it begins to boil. Remove from the heat and let it cool until a film
    develops on its surface. Using a wooden spoon, carefully scoop off
    the film and place some on top of each milkshake. If you need more
    mucus, just reheat the remaining milk and repeat this step. Blend
    chunks of pineapple into your milkshake for phlegm balls or red
    cherries for blood clots!

    Recipe by: Creepy Cuisine by Lucy Munroe

    Posted by: Penny Halsey (ATBN65B)

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  • From Dave Drum@1:3634/12 to Ben Collver on Tue Oct 14 04:53:00 2025
    Ben Collver wrote to Dave Drum <=-

    "Here y'go kid. Miniatire pumpkin."

    "I hate you Milkman Dan!"

    Hey! They asked for a trick, right? In the early 60s when I was living in Southern Californica we gave out 7 oz "Little Oly" cans of insipid horse whiz.

    I'm not familiar with the Milkman Dan quote. Where is it sourced?

    For shame! Handing out half pints to the kiddos... :P

    One of the last urchins of the evening was this stocky kid in a pirate
    costume. I palmed the little beer into his bag and unlike most of the
    other chirrun he looked into the sack. Then he looked up and said , in
    a rasoy, gruff voice "You broke my f***ing cookies!" Turned and stomped
    off.

    Here is the source of the Milkman Dan quote:

    https://www.redmeat.com/max-cannon/nourishing-nectar-nubbins-3433308

    Are you familiar with Tiny URL?

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: Mucus Membrane Milkshake
    Categories: Kids, Halloween
    Yield: 4 Servings

    Most of my Halloween recioes are by Cheryl Porter

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    Title: Worm Burgers
    Categories: Beef, Vegetables, Dairy, Condiments, Sandwiches
    Yield: 6 Servings

    1 1/2 c Mung bean sprouts
    1 lb Ground beef
    1 lg Egg
    Salt & pepper
    Mayonnaise
    Ketchup
    6 Hamburger buns

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    Mixing bowl
    lg Frying pan
    Spatula
    Aluminum foil
    Platter

    Wash sprout (worms) with warm water. Using clean hands,
    mix one cup of the sprouts, the ground beef and the raw
    egg together in a bowl. Reserve the remaining sprouts
    until later.

    Form burgers into six patties. Place in fry pan and
    sprinkle with salt & pepper. Cook on medium heat until
    they are well browned underneath. Carefully turn the
    patties and season again. Cook until the second side
    is well browned.

    Place on open buns and serve with the worms sprinkled
    on top as a garnish. Don't forget the pus and blood.

    Serves 6 worm slurpers.

    Sicko serving suggestion: Use a clean hole puncher to
    punch holes in lettuce garnish.

    From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House

    Shared by Carolyn Shaw 10-95

    From: http://www.recipesource.com

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  • From Ben Collver@1:105/500 to Dave Drum on Tue Oct 14 07:59:06 2025
    Re: All Hallow's Eve
    By: Dave Drum to Ben Collver on Tue Oct 14 2025 04:53 am

    One of the last urchins of the evening was this stocky kid in a pirate costume. I palmed the little beer into his bag and unlike most of the
    other chirrun he looked into the sack. Then he looked up and said, in a raspy, gruff voice "You broke my f***ing cookies!" Turned and stomped off.

    Arr, lucky ye walked not the plank!

    Are you familiar with Tiny URL?

    Aye, i recall using is.gd but i've fallen out of the habit.

    Most of my Halloween recioes are by Cheryl Porter
    Title: Worm Burgers

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    Title: Beef In Costume For Halloween
    Categories: Halloween
    Yield: 1 Batch

    4 lb Whole pumpkin
    1 lb Lean ground beef
    1 c Onion; chopped
    Cooking oil
    1/3 c Red pepper; chopped
    1/3 c Green pepper; chopped
    1 cl Garlic; minced
    1 ts Salt
    1/4 ts Thyme
    1/4 ts Pepper
    7 1/2 oz Can ripe olives; pitted
    8 oz Can tomato sauce
    2 Eggs; beaten

    Cut top from pumpkin; scrape out seeds and fibers. Simmer in salted
    water to cover for 20 to 25 minutes or until almost tender. Drain.
    Brown beef and onion. Add peppers and garlic. Cook 1 minute. Remove
    from heat, stir in remaining ingredients. Spoon into pumpkin. Place
    "lid" on top. Brush pumpkin with oil.

    Bake at 350?F for 1 hour.

    Let stand 10 minutes.

    Cut into edges to serve.

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  • From Dave Drum@1:18/200 to Ben Collver on Wed Oct 15 05:17:30 2025
    Ben Collver wrote to Dave Drum <=-

    One of the last urchins of the evening was this stocky kid in a pirate costume. I palmed the little beer into his bag and unlike most of the other chirrun he looked into the sack. Then he looked up and said, in a raspy, gruff voice "You broke my f***ing cookies!" Turned and stomped off.

    Arr, lucky ye walked not the plank!



    Are you familiar with Tiny URL?

    Aye, i recall using is.gd but i've fallen out of the habit.

    I generally use it if the URL is >70 characters. There is also "bit.ly"
    but I don't have them bookmarked as I do Tin Yurl.

    Most of my Halloween recioes are by Cheryl Porter
    Title: Worm Burgers

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: Beef In Costume For Halloween
    Categories: Halloween
    Yield: 1 Batch

    nMMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: Squashed Frogs
    Categories: Grains, Chocolate, Candy
    Yield: 30 pieces

    4 oz Butter (1 stick)
    10 oz Bag large marshmallows
    5 C Corn flakes cereal
    1/2 ts vanilla
    2 ts green food coloring
    6 oz M & Ms fall colors

    Measure cornflakes in large bowl and set aside.

    Lay waxed paper or parchment paper on flat surface in
    preparation for spooning out hot candy.

    Melt butter in large saucepan over low heat, stirring
    frequently.

    Add vanilla and food coloring to melted butter, stir quickly.

    Add marshmallows and cook over low heat, stirring
    constantly until marshmallows are melted.

    Remove from heat and add cornflakes and mix until
    cornflakes are thoroughly coated, being careful not to
    crush the flakes.

    Let cool just enough to handle and stir in M&Ms.

    Drop by spoonful onto paper. OR rub hands lightly with
    butter and shape candy quickly with hands before placing
    on paper.

    Cool

    Makes: 30 frogs

    RECIPE FROM: https://www.apinchofjoy.com/

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